The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Bye

*by that time, he's already had some cereal and is gone*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*walk to the kitchen after I stopped talking to Rex*

look around, not eeing anyone*
Johnny? Where are you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*is just sitting outside on the step, chewing something*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*walk around the house a little*
Hm, maybe he's outside...

*check outside and find Johnny*
There you are, I was wondering whe-

*stop talking when I see he's chewing on something*
Um, what's that you're chewing? o__O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Gum...want a piece?

*holds out pack of gum*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

No, thanks

*sit next to him and put an arm around his waist*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I used to chew gum all the time when i was frustrated...I honestly have no idea how old this gum is...but it's getting the taste of grass out of my mouth...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It sure is better than smoking. And excuse, do I need to have my ears examined or did you just say "taste of grass in your mouth"? o__O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

There's a lot of things I've done that I'm not proud of...

Anyway, yeah, i decided to try some grass because I figured I would like it if I was a werecow. And um...that theory proved wrong

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Everyone has done things they're not proud of, that's life.

*nod in understanding*
I see. I wonder if it means you're not a werecow?