The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Well, think about a cow. Mooing, gas, weight gain, sudden craving for grass, vomiting something up and wanting to chew it...and werecows are all female and can produce milk. Actually, a werecow's milk can be used to cure a lot of problems, it's just that most werecows are pretty violent and won't let you near them

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Johnny*
Please tell me you were just messing with me when you mooed in your sleep...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I was asleep, how could I be messing with you? Besides, was it a human sounding moo or was it a cow sounding moo?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It reminded me of when you were making your bat noises in sleep but I can't tell if it was human or cow sounding. But you haven't mooed since that morning...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Well, if you are a werecow, and provided you aren't violent, can we have some of you milk?

.......that sounds wrong on so many levels...

Rex: It can can be used to cure a lot of different were-animal curses. It's sort of important we have some...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It really sounds wrong if one doesn't know what we're talking about... But Johnny, if you really are a werecow and not violent, please provide them some milk... It could also be used to heal you.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But maybe I'm not...*sigh* I'm going to make breakfast. At least I'm already dressed...*leaves*

Rex: Poor kid....

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sigh, mumble more to myself*
First the attack from the monster hunter, and now this...

*to Rex*
But thanks for the warning, I'll keep an eye on Johnny.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Now I gotta do some research and find anyone affected by it and block of meat being sold...it would be a good thing if he was...but this sort of thing constantly happening must be hard on someone

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, it is... I better go check on Johnny, I'll call you if something's wrong... Bye.