The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I always do with you :3

*turns human*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Me too :3

*give Johnny a kiss*
I can't imagine how I was ever able to sleep without you :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*suddenly the MIB pager goes off*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Huh? What the?

*let go off Johnny and get the pager*

*sit on the bed and answer it*
Hello?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Sorry to bother you, but have either of you two eaten steak in the last week?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*confused by the question*
Uh no... I don't think so...

Oh wait! Johnny ordered a steak at the Italian restaurant at the harbor last week.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Ok...just keep an eye on him and if he starts acting strange tell me...symptoms usually start showing in a week...I wish werewolves would just kill the cow and not bite them for fun...sheesh...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, I will... And what's that about a cow and werewolves? o__O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: I don't know...a bunch of werewolves have decided it would be fun to make the local animal population were animals. It works differently if a werewolf bites an animal. The animal will be a were-version of itself. It's strange and hard to explain...but if the meat of an infected animal is eaten by something else, it's transferred to them and they become that were-animal. So just don't eat any steak until this is figured out

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gulp*
I think I won't eat steak for a while O_O
But, uh, what are symptoms that start showing after eating steak?