The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*wakes up*

Huh? Hmm :3

Good morning...

Can you believe it, my parents had to wake me up earlier because they wanted to tell me something "important"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Morning :3

Oh? And what did they have to tell you that was so "important"?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Something about no monster being "purebred"

I dunno. I was half asleep

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe they should have waited until later

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think they said something about you probably having monsters on your side of the family and not knowing it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

They did? Maybe they're right, I hardly know anything about my family after all, so they might be right.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to think back*

Hrm...Mom said there was a siren on her side of the family...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And the Siren genes were probably enough to attract people to Ember and buy her albums...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...that explains that...and why I can sing so well...

And...um........*he gets a very disturbed look on his face*

Dad said he is part Incubus...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

He's part Incubus? Wouldn't that make you part Incubus too? o__O