The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Hubert! Seriously? Whats so funny? You wanna get smacked on the head again? I can't believe that didn't knock you out the first time

 

[Lola p]

*goes back into room and puts locks on her whole room*


YES! MWAHAHA!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm gonna check on Grace...I think she went back to the apartment

*teleports*

*knocks on door* You ok in there? Please tell me you do not have anyone or any dead bodies in there with you!

 

[Lola p]

*grunts*

**hides in bathroom**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

O_O

Are YOU dying?

 

[Hubert]

What's so funny? I thought you'd never ask...I'll show you in a sec.

*becomes intangible and flies through ceiling*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I have a vampire locked in her room and a crazy werewolf laughing at nothing. Am I missing something here?

 

[Hubert]

Nothing? This is what I'm laughing at.

*appears with six chickens*

Sarge, meet Mr. and Mrs. Peck, Uncle Fritz, Aunt Margaret, Cousin Ralphie and Cousin Tammy...the chickens you thought you killed last night.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

O_0

 

[Hubert]

You see...I knew you guys would kill them, so I really sent them to an unoccupied floor, and hired some stunt chickens to fill in for them in apartments 198 and 199.

Go ahead, now praise my intelligence.