The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

[wakes up]
[hears clerk's reply]
[faints again]

 

[Hubert]

Clerk: *to Grace and me* Is he going to be OK?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*arrive at store*

...oh great. Did I miss something?

 

[Hubert]

Yep...Ms. Vampire asked for blood again...

*to clerk*

Now, could you please direct me to the radioactive bagels?

Clerk: That would be in aisle 10.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Woah woah woah...no more of those bagels for you! They've damaged your brain enough! We don't need any more funerals when you find out what we did to those chickens *beat* Oops...

 

[Hubert]

First off...I wasn't getting bagels for myself, I was replacing Jaz's bagels that I ate, thankyouverymuch.

And what are you talking about with the chickens?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...Nothing...hey I wonder if this place sells an automatic rat catching robot

 

[Hubert]

Ah...you killed the chickens in apartment 198 and apartment 199? Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Actually, for once the demon had nothing to do with the act of killing the chickens

 

[Hubert]

*still laughing uncontrollably*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!