The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

But I'm currently human. Stuck human. Why not?

 

[Misskermie]

LOOK, I WANA FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER BE NORMAL!!!


...

*Takes medication*


Sorry about that.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*pat Jaz on the shoulder*
It's alright. Just calm down and take a deep breath.

 

[Hubert]

I think we all need to calm down and take a deep breath.

 

[Vincent L]

Inhale…exhale…inhale…exhale…

Much better.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sings Ozzy Osbourne*

I'll never bother keeping up with you
Burning the candle at both ends it's true
You know the writing's on the wall
Why do you ride to take a fall

Slow down you're moving way too fast
(Your feet don't ever touch the ground)
Slow down you know you'll never last
(You're seeking that which can't be found)
Slow down your haste is making waste
(Your feet don't ever touch the ground)
Slow down and join the human race
(You're seeking that which can't be found)

 

[Misskermie]

Voice: Initiating system ventilation program.

Yes, annoying computer voice I wanted to keep for reasons unknown. Way to state the obvious.

 

[Hubert]

Slow down and join the human race?

Well Vincent's one step ahead of you...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

For some reason, I have the urge to quote the whale scene from Finding Nemo now

 

[Misskermie]

That's IT! I'm going to take the robot out of me... Although I'll still have that strange urge to drink oil OUT of stuff. I'll still be an oil vampire hybrid...