The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

I have? O_O
So, you really did get up early?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...I got up early intending on getting revenge by just turning female and waiting until you woke up. Then I realized something...I couldn't...

So one thing lead to another and I discovered I could literally split myself into two entities...and for some reason, the duplicate COULD turn female...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

So, everything that happened today was just to get back at me?

*sigh*
You know, I actually wanted to do something nice for you to make up for yesterday... but I guess I don't need to anymore.

*leave the room and go outside to our backyard*

*sit near the pond and watch the fish swim*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*follows Yuna*

You know, Yuna...karma bites. And it got me...

I think I did get a little...well...more than a little carried away.

But think about it this way. Two positives have come out of it. One, I'm now 100% male...two, I can't do this again because you know I can do it...and three...*opens subspace* I really did get you a present...*takes out a stuffed Sally doll*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take the Sally doll*

*look at her, then at Johnny and hug him, smiling*
Thank you.

You know, I'm not mad about what you did today... I just didn't know what to think.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

About what...?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

About having spend all day with a duplicate... You know I prefer spending my time with the real Johnny.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...that's why I didn't want to tell you at first...

*looks at the pond*

But I kinda thought it would makes things better for you knowing I can't turn female anymore...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*place a hand on his cheek*
It does. And I don't plan to hurt you or to check out some sun-tanned bodybuilders. The only man I'm checking out is you, Johnny.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hugs Yuna*

I'm sorry...it was kinda mean of me...