The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

**They all belong in a loony bin. These are no cops and that son of a *beep* isn't a salesman or whatever, they're all nuts.**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: What seems to be the...well well well...look who it is...I always knew you were up to no good

WHAT?!?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Shouldn't we recount our version of what happened in this ludicrous situation first? Ever thought the guy might be lying? -_-

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: You're all alike...

Who?

Steve: Bikers...

Are you serious? Will you wake up at put your prejudices aside for one moment and just use your brain for a change and tell me just what I have done that you actually believe this?

Steve: Well...you speed way over the speed limit

Ok, fine, I'll give you that, but when was the last time you gave me a speeding ticket?

Steve:...um....

Exactly...I've gotten better.

Steve: The number of parking tickets you've had-

Before you say anything, those were all given by YOU just because you don't like me. I parked in completely legal areas...

Steve:....Well...you...uh...

 

[Lola p]

I HIGHLY suggest you use your right to remain silent, GIRL!

*puts them both in the back of a cop car, which starts to drive off*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at Steve*
Johnny really has gotten better with speeding.
*think Probably because of me screaming all the time*
And he's not like your stereotypical biker.

*look at Johnny before looking back at Steve*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: *bangs on the window* Hey! I'm the chief here. Who told you to drive off with them?

 

[Lola p]

Man: *Parks*

I'm waiting chief!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*steve opens the door and practically grabs the both of them and throws them to the ground*

Steve: So what where you doing?

We were just sitting here on the bench minding our own business when this dude started harassing us trying to get to buy some junky crap. All I did was drop some junk he shoved at me on the ground. Then he called the cops...er...you...

Steve: *glares* Hm...

You are a cop...I'm not, and even I can tell that all this broken stuff was broke with some kind of hammer or mallet. Do you even see anything like that? And why would criminals stay at the scene of the crime. I always knew you cops were morons but this is just sad...

Steve: Grrrrr....*inspects the stuff* Hmph...you know...he's right...Ok, you know, I think there's really lack of evidence here to say just what was going on. This boy might have a bit of a mouth on him, but...*shudders*...I can't believe I'm saying this...he's never been violent. Always cooperated with me when I threw him in jail...probably unfairly...They are free to go but...*glares* You are on your own getting out of the handcuffs.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at the handcuffs, thinking Crap, I have no hairpins...*