The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

[gives the man an obnoxious look]
Do you believe in ghosts?

**What the hey?**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*takes the thing from the man*

Er...what part of "go away" don't you understand?

*shrugs, tossing it on the ground, feeling no different*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That guy obviously doesn't know when to quit.

*in a slow and clear voice*
Go away. We want to be alone.

 

[Vincent L]

I guess I'll just leave you two in solitude…
[leaves]

 

[Lola p]

HEY! That was not cheap!

It broken! I am going to have to call the police!

*Gets on phone*

Yes Officer! We are there! Please hurry! I don't want them breaking anything else!

*Sirens are heard and a cop car pulls up*

Cop: FREEZE!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Great...the town morons are here...

-_-

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

There are worse things happening in the world than someone breaking just worthless junk -_-

 

[Lola p]

Cop: These the people?

Man: YEP!

Cop: *Sees that other trinkets are smashed, battered and such*

WELL! LOOKY HERE!

Man: *Shows a cute, brushes arm*

They- they beat me and took all of my money!


Cop: Huh.... Well, there IS A lot of evidence...

I hereby place you under arrest! You both have the right to remain silent, anything you say CAN and will be held against you...

*Starts doing what cops say, and handcuffs Johnny and Yuna*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sigh*

*looks at Yuna*

 

[Lola p]

*a cop pulls up in a cop car, and shockingly, it Steve!*

( OOC: I thought Steve would be funny, you want to do it?)