The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

I love you, monster! You're so cute and cuddly.
[hugs]
(secretly, to Sarge) Hope that didn't make you throw up. And I hope my plans work.

EDIT: Stop ziffeling me, Grace

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hugs Vincent back*

Hunter: I can't believe what I'm seeing...

 

[Vincent L]

[looks up at hunter]
See? They're nice monsters. They like me, and I like them.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hunter: Well...uh...EVERYONE KNOWS DEMONS BURN WHEN EXPOSED TO HOLY OBJECTS! *gets out a cross and holds it against me*

*gives hunter a puzzled look* You were saying?

*crowd starts to talk to themselves*

 

[Lola p]

What bout me?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

**You really want to taunt him like that? You know silver and garlic affect you**

Hunter: Um...well...vampires are supposed to burst into flames when exposed to sunlight. And since its getting dark, I happen to have this special flashlight which mimics the properties of the sun! *shines it on grace*

 

[Lola p]

*sizzles a bit*

o______O

Stop! THAT HURTS!

 

[Vincent L]

Hey, that's too bright! And hot!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hunter: See?

That doesn't prove anything! I'm tired of playing this game...*chains fall off*

Hunter: WHAT?

*grabs chains holding grace making them intangible and setting her free*

Hunter: Citizens, I advise you to run while...uh...*crowd has no reaction*

 

[Lola p]

Before what? The angry mob tries to trample you for lying to them?

Hey people, yall wanna see a trick?

*gets wings out and flies, only to be shot down by he hunter*