The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*to Vincent and Yuna*

This is not good, this is not good at all...we may not have much time before something bad happens...

OOC: I'm off for the night.

 

[Vincent L]

What on earth can we do? I don't have much powers. I might be more trouble than help.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*starts crying*

Person in crowd: Hey...that one is crying. I thought you said monsters didn't have feelings!
Hunter: Its a trap! It wants you to feel bad for it
Person in crowd: It looks pretty sincere to me!
Hunter: SILENCE!

 

[Lola p]

Sarge....

*bawls*

 

[Vincent L]

[hops up to hunter]
Excuse me sir, why exactly are you doing this?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hunter: *glares* Because monsters must DIE. I don't have to have a reason. They are a threat to society!

 

[Lola p]

How are we? What have we done?

 

[Vincent L]

But sir, why kill the monsters? I love them!
Monsters are very interesting.
And isn't it a sin to kill?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hunter: Its not a sin to kill what is a sin to let live...these are creatures created by the devil himself. I mean, look at that one! It has black fur. Black is the color of death!

Um...actually, in many cultures, white...

Hunter: I didn't ask you, monster!

 

[Lola p]

What if we are not evil? Then what?


*to crowd*

Can't you see reason!