The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

When in doubt, start beating the virus up.
*cast an ice spell*
Prepare for the ice age!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*does a flying charge at the "head" shattering it* *virus heals itself*

O_O

Oh crap, it can heal itse-*gets smacked backwards by virus leg* *virus screams*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe there is something we have to destroy first before we can attack it. But what?

Oh shut up!
*attack the screaming virus with a wind spell*

*to Sarge*
You okay?

 

[Lola p]

*shoots fire*

Arg!


*is smacked into wall*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Just dandy...

Ok, Mr. Virus, you like screaming? I'll show you screaming!

*lets out a loud shriek* *virus stumbles backwards*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cover ears*
If this goes on, my eardrums won't survive the encounter.

*prepare another spell but the virus attacks me and knocks me down*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sorry, Yuna...

*screams again*

But it seems somewhat effective on it

*gets stabbed in the stomach by one of the legs* Urg...

*dissolves*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*put the earplugs from my MP3 Player in my ears*
At least it dampens the volume a little.
*use a healing spell on Sarge*

*glare at the virus*
You don't like screaming? Sensitive ears, huh?
*start screaming and the virus strikes me across the chest*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*reappears inside the head of the virus and screams*

*the head shatters*

I appreciate the thought, but I have self regeneration. Provided nothing hits me in the heart...that would be bad.

*head regenerates itself*

What? Seriously?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*jaw drop*
Come on, you annoying virus! Die already!

*look around*
Come on, maybe there is something suspicious around here...