The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*something zooms past us and at this moment, the ground shakes violently*
I bet my beloved DVD and Blu Ray collection that this was the virus.

*we follow it but it's very fast*
Where's a light cycle when you need one?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who would have thought something that big could be so fast...

Its too dangerous to be flying around at high speed in here...so we are going to have to do the next best thing! I can move a lot faster than running by literally turning into a shadow on the floor. Not as fast as flying but we should be able to catch up to it. *grabs Yuna and both dissolve into the floor*

Did you see which way it went?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, this got to be the craziest thing I've ever experienced, including seeing the neighbor's cat chasing the neighbor's dog.
That virus thingy went in that direction.
*point to the northeast*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

It will get weirder when me move

*zips in the general direction the virus went*

How are we going to corner it when we find it? If it moves that fast...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I've never confronted a virus before - well, at least not like this - so I don't how we can corner it. We could try to set a trap by telling it there's a download going on over there and maybe it rushes to where the download's happening.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Can't you make some kind of invisible wall? Its too bright in here to go all Darkside on it...

 

[Lola p]

*makes a energy wall*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well that works but we need to make it around the-*crashes into the virus leg*

nevermind...

*rises out of the floor with Yuna*

So computer viruses look like viruses that make you sick...who knew?

*virus scream*

O____O

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

On the thing with the wall, I've never tried.

*look at the virus*
I thought it looked different. No idea how but not like the kind of virus you get sick from.

*wince at the screaming*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I guess we should just start pummeling it? *launches a plasma blast at it*