The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fall off a couch*
Poopie! I forgot!
*jump back on my feet*
Let's find the imposter and kick her in the spleen!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Kick in her spleen? I want to tear it out! *starts going on a graphic rant about it*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Ew. Please don't do it in my eysight, unless you want me to puke.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Please don't puke in front of me. I may not be bothered by gore, but that IS one thing that bothers me

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I try to get away from you if I'm ever about to puke. But why are we talking about this anyway? We got an imposter to catch!

 

[Lola p]

Dont you guys remeber? I killed it!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*bump against a cupboard*
What? When?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You were captured and barely alive...how could you have destroyed it?

 

[Lola p]

It was destroyed as soon as sarge came to get me. The 2 of us could not be withing a 1 foot radius, and she was slowly destroyed...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok then...

So now what?