The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

You seem a little different.

*to Sarge*
Do you think she could be an imposter?

 

[Misskermie]

Well... Apparently my rudeness earlier was caused by a malicious bug in my circuitry. I realized it as I walked down to this place I always get free wi-fi. Anyway, the bug feeds off of anger... And I was angry so I- *Twitches* So my main system started to- *Twitch* and I- *Twitch* Got a malicious virus installed in my hard drive. That means you gotta get away from me while you can. It kicks in whenever it wants. *Twitch* If it does, I get deadly. *Twitches, then shorts out*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

We can't leave you alone with the virus. We got to get rid of it!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

How? I mean, its not like we can just install Avast on her!...can we?

 

[Misskermie]

Funny computer voice coming from me: Initiating destruction mode in 30 sec.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You know what? Forget what I said and let's skedaddle!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Good idea...*puts up plasma shield around self and Yuna* Just in case she has lasers and stuff. It should reflect energy beams. Not sure about physical attacks...

 

[Misskermie]

5...4...3...2...1...


*Starts up*

Why are you all running?


*Suddenly stops and eyes turn red, teeth get metal and sharp, and all lasers become operative*


RAWWWRRRR!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*squirm at the sight*
What can we do? Oh, what can we do?

 

[Misskermie]

RAWWWWRRRRR!!!!

*Starts to destroy furniture*


JAZ DESTROY YOU NEXT!!!


*Starts to wail on plasma sheild with lasers, misiles, and punches*