The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Me neither. *smirks* I don't think I could date anyone else. The whole being able to turn female thing might freak them out a bit Still, I'll probably lose it eventually. It's a strange power to have to begin with XD

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But at least you understand the suffering every girl has to go through every month

But I prefer seeing you in a male form

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: I would say you read too many teen vampire novels.
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And I prefer being in a male form

*loud banging*

*cringes*

Oh great -_-

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*groan*
Even here we can't have day for ourselves -_-

 

[Lola p]

*Sighs*

Well....

*Takes out a bag and drinks**
There....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And its all that *bat language* werewolf's fault...

Sounds like people outside. I'll go see if I can get rid of them...maybe you should use that disguise thingy just in case...

*turns human female*

*mumbles something while leaving room*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, I'll wait here...

*go to my bedroom and take the teddy Johnny has won for me*

*sit on the bed and cuddle it in nervousness*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Ok...that's just...ew... O_e
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*goes outside and immediately gets mobbed*

Reporter 1: Is it true that the witch lives here?
Reporter 2: Are you a witch?
Reporter 3: Are there any other monsters living here?
Reporter 4: Are you friends with the witch?
Reporter 5: Is it true witches are good?

Ok, you people are trespassing. If you don't leave, I am going to call the cops.

Reporter: But...

No, I am not a witch. I do not know this witch you are talking about. In fact, I'm one of the only people who live here. I'm pretty sure I would know if there was a witch here or not. Now, leave before i call the cops. Or my dogs decide they want some playmates.

Reporter: But we just want some answers.

And I gave you your answers...

*secretly makes some shadow dogs in the yard*

You have 5 seconds to leave before I call my dogs...

reporter: Wait, please, we just want...

Times up *whistles*

*shadow dogs come charging from behind the building*

*reporters flee*

*slams main door shut*

*mumbles and turns male, returning to Yuna's room*

 

[Lola p]

This is boring...

*teleports out*

**Finds mob of reporters*

O_O

Why are you people coming from my home?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hear Johnny returning*

*emerge from the bedroom, still cuddling the teddy*

Are they - whoever they were - gone?