The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

What's so strange about a dog peeing on something?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's strange when you happen to date the dog

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Well, everyone would die without blood in them, but that's not an excuse.
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I think you are the only person who can say that and mean it literally

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Guess that makes us a unique couple then

But I wouldn't have it any other way.
*cuddle Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We're unique in a lot of ways

*rubs head on Yuna's shoulder*

 

[Lola p]

What if I told you I needed some daily?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh? In what ways for example? *smirk*

*rub his back with one hand and stroke his back of the head with my other hand*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Riiight...what do you do? Drink it? *laughs*
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*content bat noises*

Well, how many people can say they are dating a ghost-demon hybrid who can turn into a cat, wolf, terror dog, and skeleton?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*
Guess I'm the only one then

*lean back to look at him before giving him a kiss*
And I wouldn't want to date anyone else.

 

[Lola p]

What if I did?