The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

(Don't be so grumpy )

*orb pulsates in jar*

*still asleep*

 

[Hubert]

(It seems to me you're the grumpy one, Mr. Sarge...trying to boss a low posting fellow around...)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(I thought he was Grumpy)

Okay... now how to wake a skeleton...

 

[Lola p]

( Herpa Derp )

I don't know. Yourself?

 

[Hubert]

(Now...if you'll excuse me...)

*begins inspecting hole with strange look on face*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man: Uh...myself? O_O
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*makes some very strange noises that could only be translated to more snoring*

 

[Hubert]

*continues inspecting hole*

What in the-

*heads back to apartments*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm... Ah! *lightbulb*

Johnny, there's a nice girl with pretzels just for you!

 

[Hubert]

*walks back into apartment building*

*looks around to find someone, anyone, present there*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*see Hubert*
Ah, I see you're not sucked into your TV or glued on your couch
Do you think you can help me waking my boyfriend up? *point at the skeleton lying next to me*