The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*twitches a bit then makes more "snoring" sounds*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm...
*try to think of other things to say to wake Johnny up*
Oh dear, it's Oogie Boogie! Oh my gosh, how did a kraken get in here? Isn't that Captain Jack Sparrow? Vincent has kissed a frog princess and is now a frog for real! Hubert's eating a chicken! What are cats dancing samba and singing I See The Light in Japanese backwards doing here?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*rolls onto back and jaw hangs open*

 

[Hubert]

*to Yuna*

That doesn't matter right now...there's something weird outside...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*decide to sit on Johnny to wake him up, look at Hubert*

Hm? If you're talking about the ice cream place being in a terrible state, blame a werewolf. If you're talking about my room being a mess, blame another werewolf.

 

[Hubert]

I'm not talking about either...I found a hole outside...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*bones collapse under Yuna's weight*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oops.
*get off Johnny*
Maybe I should try something else...

*to Hubert*
Probably a manhole?

 

[Hubert]

No...it's weird...it like gives off some gravitational pull towards me...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, that sounds pretty weird. Maybe it's a werewolf magnet?