The corny joke thread

Gelfling Girl

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Here's one that one of my friends told me last week:

A couple are taking a safari, and their tour guide is named Rudolph the Red. Their guide says, "Look, it's raining!" The woman argues that it's snowing. The man then tells her, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
 

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I've got one:

Why did Cookie Monster eat a light bulb?

Because he wanted a light snack. :insatiable:
 

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Just want to say thanks to everyone who's posted in this thread. I found so many awesomely corny jokes to put in my Mums Christmas Cracker! hehe... and to say thanks... here is a joke my brother in law made up.

Q. What is invisible and smells like cookies and milk?

A. Santas farts!




(yeah I know right! But we're not related by blood, so it's ok, hehehe)
 

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Hey, what do you get if you cross Timmy Turner with Bill Nye the Science Guy, and Paul Rubens?

A bunch of nutheads!
 

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why don't eggs tell each other jokes?



because they might crack up.


(I am an expert at dodging rotten tomatoes...)
 

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BUMP!

What's the difference between one and two yards?

A fence!
 

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef.

*Is pelted with hamburgers*
 

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OK....heres a BAD one that always makes me chuckle...

What is E.T short for?

Because he has little legs!

*Tumbleweed*
 

ZeppoAndFriends

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And now, a monster joke in honor of the start of October!

Why was the witch's broom late for work?
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Because it overswept.
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*Crickets chirping*
 

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Confucius say: Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
 
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