The corny joke thread

[Skye]

Ooooo, nice catch, Daniel!

I guess I'm not that smart, lol!

 

[MartyMuppets]

What does 1 plus 1 make?
A nice quiet friendly relaxing atmosphere.

What does 2 plus 1 make?
Fights and discontentment.

You know the old saying: Two's company but three's a crowd?

 

[Skye]

Aww, that's cute, Marty!

 

[Teheheman]

Ooooo, nice catch, Daniel!

I guess I'm not that smart, lol!

Thank you, thank you, you said it, not me. lol

Daniel

 

[Skye]

Thank you, thank you, you said it, not me. lol

Daniel

Ha, thanks.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Aww, that's cute, Marty!

Thanks Caroline. And this gives me another idea for a Happy Wanderer quirk. Check out the thread.

 

[lael]

But that's not entirely true. The elephant was out when you put the giraffe in. So how did the Elephant NOT attend the convention? Tell me THAT!

Daniel

tricky. trichky, tricky, tricky!

 

[lael]

bad joke time!

what goes tick-tock-woof-woof?



well, a watch dog, all you sillys!

 

[abiraniriba]

But that's not entirely true. The elephant was out when you put the giraffe in. So how did the Elephant NOT attend the convention? Tell me THAT!

Daniel

Well, if you put something that large into your refrigerator, odds are that it wouldn't survive on account of the cold, the lack of air and the small space, so it wouldn't be able to attend the convention.

BTW There's also a fourth question that goes with the other three: There is river filled with crocodiles, how do you cross it?

Answer: Swim straight through it, the crocodiles are all at the convention.

 

[D'Snowth]

Here's one of my favorites, Tom Bergeron said this one one night on AFV...

"What's small, round, bouncy, and fun to play with? Well, it's NOT Danny DeVito..."

And if you ask me, it's NOT Tommie, either.