The corny joke thread

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What happened to the Irish Fish?


It drowned
 

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One ghost to another asked, "Why is that ghost over there not floating right?"

The other ghost replied, "Oh, he's three sheets to the wind"

*slapps own hand* naughty.
 

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What did the Termite say when it walked into a bar?

"Is the bar tender here?"
 

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world,
Those who understand binary, those who don't,
and those who can't count!


(I'm sure you've all heard that one before, but I love it anyway)
 

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An expert corn farmer is outstanding in his field!
(Get it, out standing in his field!)

Erhem..XD
 

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What do you call an angelic field of vegetalbles?
Holy Crop!
 

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idiot test

Okay here's a test to see how smart you are

Question 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Answer: You open the door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Obvious enough, try this one
Question 2: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Answer: You open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and then close the door.

Bet you forgot to take out the elephant didn't you. That last question tested if you could predict the consequences of your actions.
Question 3: The lion decided to hold a convention of all the animals, which two didn't attend?

Answer: The giraffe and the elephant because you put them in the refrigerator! :embarrassed:
 

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But that's not entirely true. The elephant was out when you put the giraffe in. So how did the Elephant NOT attend the convention? Tell me THAT!

Daniel
 
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