The corny joke thread

[tutter_fan]

Why did the policeman hire a computer? He wanted to take a BYTE out of crime!!!! Oh, why did the policeman sit on a sofa? Because he wanted to take 'arrest'!!!!!

 

[Mary Louise]

Gobo: Wembley, how did you get that bump on your head?

Wembley [pointing]: You see that low-hanging pipe?

Gobo: Yeah.

Wembley: Well, I didn’t.