The corny joke thread

[D'Snowth]

How do you weigh Millennials?

Spoiler

In Insta-grams

 

[Mary Louise]

What do you call a nervous bicyclist?

Uneasy Rider.

 

[BertFan]

You wanna hear some Hard-Boiled egg puns?

 

[Cookie3001]

Bert: hey Ernie, want some ice cream?
Ernie: sherbert

 

[cjd874]

Did you hear the one about the month-old leftovers in the fridge?
No? Well, I won't spoil it for you.

 

[Mary Louise]

You wanna hear some Hard-Boiled egg puns?

Will we be left with egg on our faces?

 

[BertFan]

Will we be left with egg on our faces?

Maybe...

 

[Mary Louise]

If a tree fell in the woods, would there be a sound?

Yes, if it landed on you.

 

[Mary Louise]

Which do cannibals prefer to eat, heroes or villains?

Heroes. Good ones taste better.

 

[CoolGuy1013]

What do you call a man whose car broke down on the way to work?
An Uber.