The corny joke thread

cjd874

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Did you hear the one about the month-old leftovers in the fridge?
No? Well, I won't spoil it for you.
 

Mary Louise

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If a tree fell in the woods, would there be a sound?

Yes, if it landed on you.
 

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Which do cannibals prefer to eat, heroes or villains?

Heroes. Good ones taste better.
 

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What do you call a man whose car broke down on the way to work?
An Uber.
 
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