The corny joke thread

[wes]

Ok!,Pete and Repete were wlking on a Bridge, Pete jump off who was left?

 

[Beakerfan]

Repete!

 

[MartyMuppets]

HAHAHAHA That's hilarious.

 

[wes]

Greatest Joke ever!!

Ok, I got another One, it's my favortie it always makes me smile!! I'll need Yalls help

(ME):Knock Knock








(Yall): Whose There?







(ME): Interupting Cow








(yall):Inter(me)*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Hahahahahahahhaha YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Oh my!!
All time favortie Joke ever!!!

 

[Beakerfan]

Oh yeah? I can beat that!

Knock knock!







Who's there?








Interrupting giraffe!







Interrupting giraffe wh---




*appears to yell without making anysound*







Knock knock!





who's there?






interrupting sloth!




interrupting sloth wh----



*extremely slowly pokes other person*





knock knock!



who's there?




interrupting completely uncalled for!



interrupting completely ------



*slaps other person and runs off*

 

[wes]

I am so going to use that!!love it love it!!
here's on more
Knock Knock








Who's there?









Interupting Frog.











Interupting F *MOOOOOOOOOOOOO*



HAhahahahahah ....Hahhhahaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....Oh whew thats great!! It's still funny!!

 

[Beakerfan]

Hahaha! I was not expecting that!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

How many elephants can you fit into a taxi?

Three. One in front, and two in the backseat.

...


How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

By the taxi out front with two elephants in the backseat.

...

How can you tell if the light inside of your refrigerator turns off when you close the door?

Ask the elephant.

...

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe.


-Kim

 

[wes]

Hahaha! I was not expecting that!

I told the sloth joke to some of my students and they just staired at me, as laugh my head off!!

 

[Beakerfan]

Hahaha! I usually get that reaction, too!