The corny joke thread

[Kiki]

This is a real shocker... and I don't know if a lot of people will get the reference:

This is a true story. My mum came home one day from a garage sale with one of those electric typewriters... you know the ones, and it was Brother (the brand). So Mum comes through the door and says "Boy this type-writer's heavy!" and I go "He's not heavy, he's your Brother". BA-DOOM-CH!!

 

[Beakerfan]

Hahahahahaha! I love it!

 

[Kiki]

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men said "Ah, don't worry about him. He's only an egg."

 

[MartyMuppets]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill hired the firm's best lawyers to defend her.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was black as charcoal.
And every time it jumped a fence, you could see its little black belly-button.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
and said, "Darn. I was hoping for strawberries."

 

[Beakerfan]

Oh my gosh Marty! Those are hilarious! Especially the last one. lol. It reminds me of Dan.

 

[wes]

Ok I got one,

Pete and Repete were wlking on a Bridge, Pete jump off who was left?

 

[Beakerfan]

Repete!