The corny joke thread

tutter_fan

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Why did the policeman hire a computer? He wanted to take a BYTE out of crime!!!! Oh, why did the policeman sit on a sofa? Because he wanted to take 'arrest'!!!!!
 

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Gobo: Wembley, how did you get that bump on your head?

Wembley [pointing]: You see that low-hanging pipe?

Gobo: Yeah.

Wembley: Well, I didn’t.
 
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