The Chipmunks' Triumphant Return

[D'Snowth]

ALVIN: Hey Si, ever notice how Jeanette winks at you all the time?
SIMON: So?
ALVIN: "So"? ! Come on man, can't you see she's smitten for ya?
SIMON: Alvin, don't kid yourself, I'm sure I'm not her type... besides, it's probably just an involuntary spasm she has.
ALVIN: You called Jeanette a spaz? Oh man, Brittany's gonna kick your
SIMON: Ask me if I care Alvin... I did NOT call Jeanette a spaz, I said her winking is more than likely an involuntary muscle spasm.
ALVIN: Funny how she only spazes out when she's near you.
SIMON: Alvin.
ALVIN: Kind of like how you suddenly look like you've got a yard stick in your shorts whenever your near her.
SIMON: Alvin!

 

[wwfpooh]

ROFL! That innuendo was awesome!

 

[D'Snowth]

*Jeanette walks up*

JEANETTE: Hey guys! Hey Simon... *Winks*
SIMON: Hello Jeanette... *Holds books in front*
ALVIN: *Chuckles*
JEANETTE: What's so funny Alvin?
ALVIN: Oh nothing... see you guys later... *Runs off*
JEANETTE: What's with him?
SIMON: He's just being idiotic.
JEANETTE: So Simon... you... you want to come over to my house? *Winks*
SIMON: O.O Excuse me?
JEANETTE: We got those final exams coming up... I thought you'd like to come over to my house for a study party... *Winks*
SIMON: *Sweating* Uh... that... that sounds like a fine idea Jeanette... a really, fine idea...
JEANETTE: Why are you holding your book so close to your body?
SIMON: *Grunts* No reason...
JEANETTE: Oh... okay... see you later... *Winks*
SIMON: Yeah... see you...

*Jeanette walks off but stops to bend over and pick up a piece of litter; Simon's glasses fog up*

 

[wwfpooh]

Awkward moment, ahoy!

 

[Redsonga]

ROFL! That innuendo was awesome!

It must be a boy thing, because I don't think it's funny...I like thinking of them as eight year olds just fine, thank you

 

[wwfpooh]

It must be a boy thing, because I don't think it's funny:sympathy...

Having been raised on the 'maniacs, I can enjoy adult humor if it's tasteful & is subtle.

 

[Redsonga]

Having been raised on the 'maniacs, I can enjoy adult humor if it's tasteful & is subtle.

I don't think jokes about yardsticks are really at that level, most of all with the chipmunks...To me the two things just don't go together...

 

[D'Snowth]

*Moments later*

JEANETTE: Hey, you girls don't object to Simon coming over later, do you?
ELEANOR: Won't matter to me, Theodore wanted me to come to his cooking class tonight.
JEANETTE: Brittany?
BRITTANY: Meh, I have to put up with ONE nerd on a daily basis, I can put up with two.
ELEANOR: Aw Brittany, Simon and Jeanette aren't nerds.
JEANETTE: Don't worry Ellie, sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me.
BRITTANY: What-ever...
ELEANOR: So what brings Simon over here?
JEANETTE: We got those exams coming up, he's coming over and we're gonna study together.
BRITTANY: Oh, I get it...
JEANETTE: Oh Brittany, get those filthy thoughts out of your mind.
BRITTANY: *Chuckles* When do I ever have filthy thoughts in my mind?
JEANETTE: Well, there was last Halloween when you wanted to go trick-or-treating as a ***** Cat Doll, but Miss Miller suggested you be a bunny instead.
BRITTANY: So.
ELEANOR: She didn't mean a Playboy Bunny.
BRITTANY: How else will people get to see my beautiful body?
JEANETTE and ELEANOR: X_-

 

[Redsonga]

To each their own I guess but they just seem like OCs with the chipmunk names to me .
The same as when I found an adult comic on DA with Simon and Jeanette..it just didn't seem like them :\.

 

[wwfpooh]

But characters do grow. Heck, the Sensational Six went from no-name characters to TV stars, to TV show hosts, to nightclub owners, and now--unfortunately--to teachers in a Dora-esque fashion!