Do I look gay to you?
Okay, okay, you're obviously still a little n00b, so let me educate you before everyone else answers for me...
I have an "unconventional" crush on Kathy Greenwood, a highly talented, but severly under-rated comedic actress who hails from Canada.
Simon's my favorite Chipmunk, yes, because he's the most relatable for a nerd like me out of the three; Jeanette is also very relatable, but mostly because of the whole "lovable klutz" factor. I had a FAINT crush on her, when I was much younger, obviously, because you know how kids are.
And... good-golly Miss Molly, this thread has just taken the wrong turn at Alberquerque!