The Banter Thread

[Yuna Leonhart]

Farmer: "What have you done to my cow!?"
Me: "I'm innocent! He did it!" *points to a tree*
Farmer: "And I'm supposed to believe it?"
Me "There was a monkey! I'll go look for it!" *runs away from the farmer*

Nice look, Sarge. I'm sure you can scare tiny little children next Halloween.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And being a giant humanoid bat with dagger like claws isn't scary enough?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That too. And my the dog of my teacher living right across the street is even scarier.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man, that poor farmer has been through way too much this last week DX

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, we need to do something to cheer him up. Hm, maybe we could make him roastbeef?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh...you think that would be a bit distasteful considering most of what has been happening to his cows?

What about a cake?

 

[Lola p]

Mokey, I can make you a vampire... Do you want to be one?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Uh...you think that would be a bit distasteful considering most of what has been happening to his cows?

What can I say? I like being mean

What about a cake?

*shrugs* I could make one.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Funny, the demon is NOT the evil one here

 

[Hubert]

You're right. It's the bat demon with ghost powers that is the evil one here...