The Banter Thread

[Sgt Floyd]

So, Mokey, what will it be? Werewolf? Vampire (if lola can do that), part ghost? Maybe Yuna can turn you into something else?

Or you can wait until some horrible accident happens

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'd be happy to oblige whatever Mokey desires
Or to cause an accident *evil laughter*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well you certainly aren't against zapping her(are you a female?) and let her blame it on me

*gets really close to Yuna*
*Grows wings and smacks Yuna with one*

Oopsie...

 

[mostlikemokey]

So, Mokey, what will it be? Werewolf? Vampire (if lola can do that), part ghost? Maybe Yuna can turn you into something else?

Or you can wait until some horrible accident happens

I really don't know!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You could always stay human. No rule saying you can't be

 

[mostlikemokey]

Eh, I'm new to RPG-type thingys. Staying human for now.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well you certainly aren't against zapping her(are you a female?) and let her blame it on me

Don't you see my little horns, similar to a devil?

*gets really close to Yuna*
*Grows wings and smacks Yuna with one*

Oopsie...

OW! *pokes Sarge's arm as rapidly as a woodpecker*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Don't you see my little horns, similar to a devil?

Oh, thought you just hit your head really hard in two places

OW! *pokes Sarge's arm as rapidly as a woodpecker*

*creates plasma field around arm*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh, thought you just hit your head really hard in two places

I may hit my head quite often but my bumps never look so pointy

*creates plasma field around arm*

*tries to attack the other arm with an ice spell only to miss and freeze a cow*
Oops...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I appreciate the though, but frozen blood isn't very good. It has an odd consistency

So, Yuna, did you see what I can do? I can turn into pure darkness!

*black mist starts emanating from body, body turns shadowy, eyes start glowing*
*becomes solid again*

I can't maintain it for more than a few minutes...its like being intangible, only you still have a visible form. Really hard to do it. Dissolving into darkness and teleporting somewhere else is much easier. And fun!