The Banter Thread

[Lola p]

*falls down from flying*

HAHA! xD

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Thank you, thank...wait, we are barbecuing a cow now?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That was actually my plan. We could also eat a chicken or pig or goose or an ostrich. I'd only have to fly to the east, there's an ostrich farm.

 

[Lola p]

as long as it is meat, i do not care...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, I steal an ostrich. I wanted to fly over to Szczecin anyway. Haven't been there for a long time and the ostrich farm is on the way.

*flies off*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ooo, ostrich is good. Kinda like a steak that tastes like turkey

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*comes back*
I think my parents once said ostrich tastes like lamb but I'm not sure. Haven't eaten either of those in a long time. Oh, here's the ostrich.
*dumps a sleepng ostrich on the ground*
I think the farmer saw but at least there was some excitement around here. Nothing's happening around here ever... except we have tourists every summer, organ donors every day and, two years ago, there was the rumor of a wildcat having escaed the zoo.
Oh well, time to prepare the ostrich.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Its been a while since I had it. I remember it having the consistency of steak and tasting a bit like turkey, but my memory could be badly flawed XD

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*plucks the feathers*
Hm, turkey would have been a great idea, too. Except this guy here was easier to catch.
*ostrich wakes up; knocks him out with a frying pan*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Shouldn't it be dead while you are plucking it? And save me the blood