The Banter Thread

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh right, I knew I forgot something. Does anybody have something to kill the ostrich? And some wine bottles for the blood?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...*grows claws* I have 10 somethings

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Would you please do the honor of killing the ostrich?
And please make it quick, I don't want the poor animal to suffer.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grabs a bowl* For the blood...

...ok...its dead...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Goody. And thank you.
*continues plucking the feathers while smiling insanely*
So, done
*uses a fire spell to barbecue the ostrich*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

By the way, I made a cake! Don't worry, it doesn't have any blood in it...although those cupcakes I made yesterday had blood frosting, so...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And the ostrich's done! Come and eat!
Oh, a cake! ... it really doesn't have any blood in it, does it?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I swear, no blood Just water, eggs and butter. It was instant mix

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cuts off a part of the ostrich and eats it*
I'm still not sure if I want to eat the cake... What kind of cake is it anyway?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...red velvet