<Ahem> Excuse me, Count, sir... This story here. About this story here, sir. It seems to have been abandoned, or forgotten, and left with quite a cliffhanger. Count, sir, there are readers who wish to know how the story progresses, and would eventually like to know how the story ends. But first, how it progresses. And so, if you wouldn't mind, sir, it would be most appreciated if you would return to writing this here story.
That's a nice way of saying:
COUNT! STORY! MORE! PLEASE! ASAP! IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS TO THE DAY SINCE YOU'VE POSTED ANY! Please don't tell me you forgot about this... Really, you're bringing out the rudeness of my inner nagger.