T*K*O - "The Recruit"

[Beauregard]

UNWANTED: King Agrippa
Known Aliases: Beau, B. Regard, etc
Crime: Murder, attempted murder, robbery, attempted robbery, fraud, atempted fraud, blackmail, attempted blackmail, asault, attempted assult, bribery, attempted bribery, and bad hygine.
Reward: A gift-wrapped bomb from KA's accosiates


P.S. This thread kinda left it's purpose....

 

[TogetherAgain]

P.S. This thread kinda left it's purpose....

In my humble opinion... that's the best kind of thread... the kind that has absolutely nothing to do with what it was originally about... but anyway...

 

[That Announcer]

In my humble opinion... that's the best kind of thread... the kind that has absolutely nothing to do with what it was originally about... but anyway...

Well, once everyone reviewed the script, the thread had served its purpose. Now, the thread has been hijacked and has a NEW purpose: to be a place for silly people to channel their energy.

Wait a second, that's the purpose of the whole forum. But anyway...

 

[theprawncracker]

Wanted: Ryan Dosier
Known Aliases: Ryan, theprawncracker, The D-Kid, Bull Dosier, smarty pants.
Crimes: Thread killing, ending his fan-fic, having a crazy cool avatar.
Reward: All of his Muppet Action Figures, and his favorite cupcake.(Please don't find me!)

 

[The Count]

*Back at the network.

Hmmm, seems there are a lot of wanted posters out there. Good! This helps flesh out the cast.
Hmmm, and look at this... One "Ryan" has confessed to thread killing.
Might make a decent candidate to be the new new recruit.

*Makes phone call.
Get me all the info you have on a kid by the name of "theprawncracker". Yeah, we wanna hire him to be the new star for our show, The TKO Recruit.

Yeah, I know we just got that new kid KermieBaby47. But this other guy Ryan seems like a better star.
Get me a standard contract and hire him on the spot.

Now then, let's see if D'Snowth churns out a better script with two recruits. That'll help the ratings, and the competition between the two recruits can begin.

*Sits back and waits for new show to air.

 

[Vic Romano]

*runs down the hall with hair on fire*

I was kidding! KIDDING!!!

 

[MrsPepper]

Heehee, theprawncracker, if someone caught you and I, they'd have a big dessert.

 

[That Announcer]

Heehee, theprawncracker, if someone caught you and I, they'd have a big dessert.

REALLY? (snaps handcuffs on both) You're under arrest!

 

[MrsPepper]

Wait, uh, no, you didn't give me a chance! NOOOO!!! I'll GIVE you ice cream f you let me go...

 

[That Announcer]

Wait, uh, no, you didn't give me a chance! NOOOO!!! I'll GIVE you ice cream f you let me go...

Really? Well, that'll work out for everyone. (snaps off handcuffs) OK, you can go. Wait, hold on there, don't start running! (grabs her by her shirt collar) Get me a pint of Ben & Jerry's first. THEN you can go.