Swaehb! Swaehb!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(shoves a note through SWAEHB HQ's mail slot; note reads as follows)

Dear whoever stuck the magnifying class through the RHLC keyhole:

Don't think you weren't seen. The RHLC's post count is at least twice yours, so you'll really have to pedal to the metal if you want to try and match us. As my colleague the Phantom up there said, you have been warned...hee, hee...

-Jill the Ripper

 

[Beauregard]

*...arrives back on horseback (small pun)*

Quick, I have discovered some secret organisation wherewith we must...wait...we already knew that...hold on...

*tosses note into the fire*

May the barer of said note follow within the night!

Wait...wrong note...that was my note I left on the fridge about the Boyscout Cookies...*falls into the fireplace*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(comes back a short time later, armed with a camera, and takes several pictures. Also slips a second note through the mail slot)

Beau:

Sorry, I'm a Scorpio, which is a water sign, so I'm fireproof. And my Sherlock Holmes costume is flame-retardant.

Have a nice day, and might I recommend using a little aloe vera once you get out of that fireplace.

-Jill the Ripper

(also politely leaves a fire extinguisher, compliments of the RHLC, on the step before vanishing)

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Jill the Ripper:

By leaving these notes about the fact that RHLC has more posts, you are increasing the posttage of Swaehb. You may want to rethink your method. However, I have just done the same, I realize, but the Phantom's posts do not count, I have decided.

-The Phantom

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

The Phantom:

Duly noted...but I think you are showing undue bias by claiming you are exempt, seeing as the Phantom's notes have resulted in many posts.

-Jill the Ripper

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Jill The Ripper:

The Phantom rules Jill The Ripper anyday, woo hoo, and also, The Phantom claimed herself to be the ruler of posttage, so therefore, she is allowed to claim her posts do not count.

-The Phantom's lawyer

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Sigh> Oy! <Drags Beau away from fireplace> You. Here. Sit. <plops Beau into chair> Now listen. In answer to your question, 4.235 sounds delightful. Now get to work.

<stands up straight>

Just because I was out of the country for six weeks does not mean that I am not a loyal member of SWAEHB, nor does it mean that I will not defend SWAEHB. <Smirk> It does mean, however, that I made it home safe and sound, which is no easy task when you are in Haifa the day ketusha rockets start hitting there. Which I was. It means that from the first week of the trip alone, I have walked through Nazi death camps, I have faced disgusting bathrooms, stayed awake through endless boring lectures, and I have even survived on nothing but stale rolls. It also means that I've hiked mountains, swum seas, spulunked through ancient caves, faced the threats of jelly fish and pink eye, spent a full night in the desert without shelter or any kind of bathroom, competed against and defeated the most fearsome group of Jewish American teenagers you have ever seen, tamed vicious alpaccas, horses, camels, wild donkeys, and alley cats, survived broken-down buses with now air conditioning without having water to drink, and YES, I have eved dodged Israeli drivers... And believe me, that's more lethal than anything else on that list. IF ANYONE, thinks that I will come home from THAT, to see SWAEHB defeated... Think twice, my friends. Think. Twice.

Let the RHLC be warned... Toga has returned.

<goes out to step and picks up fire extinguisher> Hm. From the RHLC, is it? <Brings it inside> Well. <Puts it down on the floor- loudly.> How courteous of them.

<goes outside> Pardon moi, Phantom, but POSTS ARE POSTS! YOU have no say in which posts count and which do not. ALL. POSTS. COUNT.

Go back and restrategize if you wish.

<comes back in> Bagels, anybody?

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Hmmph. Well. We've gone to restrategize. Be forewarned, Swaehb. (Vanishes in a puff of smoke, only to return at the arrival of the mental picture.)

-The Phantom

 

[TogetherAgain]

Forewarned, we shall be.

Now then. Back to what this thread is REALLY about...

...Bagels?

No really. About Steve! You know what song I was just singing? "Here to There." You know what it's from? Fraggle Rock. You know who sings it? Wembley. You know who performs him? Steve, of course! And it's such a cute Muppeteer... I mean song... No, no, I mean Muppeteer.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hi there SWAEHBers...

Anyway, I went to my local Target today and purchased myself a Wembely Fraggle plush! And you know who performs Wembely? STEVE! Duh! Oh and Wembely is so awesome! I hug him so much (which I can actually do now since I have the plush!) *hugs Wembely*