Swaehb! Swaehb!

[Beauregard]

*(continued from the other thread)...here!*

So, *kicks back and relaxes*, what's the plan my buddy, my chum?

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

*Sneaks into Swaehb with large mustache, trenchcoat, and humongous glasses* Hello. My name is Fred. Might I join your club?

 

[Beauregard]

Hello Fred, all you have to do is sign this document. *holds out a cheque for £300,000,000,000, while hiding the main details under a Rizzo doll* Just sign here please, then you will receive the monthly newsletter and access to the metal-image database. As well as a free bagel, of course.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Sounds good, sounds good....*signs cheque as Cee Joolay Ter". MUTINY! ANARCHY! *Grabs Scooter dolls, entirety of bagel supply, and an RHLC fork, and runs back to the other thread, screaming*

 

[Beauregard]

Hey! What just happened! Why did he sign the name Cee Joolay Tar? Why did he grab Scooter dolls? Why isn't he even a he? Where are my car keys?

Wait, forget the last one...though, where are they anyway?

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

*Very charred MBM knocks at door* May I please see the perpetrator of THIS? (Holds up exploded remains of popcorn bag)

 

[Beauregard]

Oh...*points at Christy* She's the boss. *innocent*

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Ah. I believe you completely. Could you give her this please, along with this complimentary explosive bagel? *Slips ash-popcorn and bagel through door, and stomps back to other thread*

 

[Beauregard]

Sure. *does* *waits* *ducks down and reappears with bomb-hats*

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Does anybody find it odd that Beau needs multiple bomb hats?

-Bystander