Swaehb! Swaehb!

[christyb]

Really? I thought you were saying it's time for me to mow my yard and wash my dogs.

 

[Beauregard]

*searchs frantically*

21.47, Gladiator Steve..not that. 56.01, hmmm...thsi one's blank. Oh well. 42.9, Swim Coach Steve....let's not go there, shall we *hides picture* ...667.Z..huh? Z? Ah yes. That Z.

*lifts hat*

Ah ha! Here it is. I thought I'd hide it in my jester's cap. I had to keep it on my mind.

*slowly the picture is unfolded*
EDITING

 

[Vibs]

Ok, Beau now just unfold it and give it to us!!

And sorry to say you got my danish message 93% wrong!....

Skrive skrive skrive skrive skrive...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wow, I can't believe someone liked my pledge! I do agree with Christy though Beau, the first poem you showed is lovely, but doesn't really make...sense. Although, we're not all about making sense here, I still think our pledge should be something everyone can easily memorize and recite at will (come on, you know you will want to!).

And show us that darn picture already and quit your stalling! You've had 24 hours now! Give the public what they want!

 

[Whatever]

I'll say a lot in danish and he won't get me and he'll feel ignorant and stupid and eventually he'll have to reveal the pic because otherwise he'll never know what I said!!!

I'll chip in in German!
Also, ich glaube, dass es gemein von dir ist, kein Foto zu zeigen, wenn du es versprochen hast. Ich muss es ueben, auf Deutsch zu sprechen, weil meine Schwester mir zwangt, nur auf Deutsch zu sprechen. Das ist sehr komisch und nichr sehr nett, weil sie mich gar nicht verstehen kann. Du kannst mir auch nicht verstehen, aber das ist nur einen Witz, weil es Spass macht.

 

[TogetherAgain]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to think my family wanted to know when I would EVER use German outside of school! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok so I'm only in German 1, but still, I understood a lot of that and it's SO AWESOME! -that I understood it, that is... erm... aber ja, es macht Spass.

And Beau, you JUST got my sense joke?
... you mean it didn't make sense to you before? It looks like Beau just took a pay cut.
<runs off to try to stop laughing... und meine Hausaufgaben machen... vielleicht...>

I'm having way too much fun with this!

 

[Beauregard]

*unfolds on side*

*unfolds another side*

*unforlds middle*

Close you mind....breath in through your mouth and out through your nose...picture...

The rain is beating fast and hard. The night is lit by a single lamp, then another light strobes to life. A black leather boot crunches against the gravelly road. A black-gloved hand grips the controls. He stands for a moment, silluetted in that light, hair poured back on the shoulders of his turned down coller, biker's hat resting under his arm. Rain streams down his lether jacket, patters onto the street. He grips the handbars, his feet find the pedels, helmet slides over head, dark eyes watch trhough a visor. His engine roars to life, and he is away...he turns the corner and is gone. The rain flickers in the light of the single lamp, motorbike Steve is out on the town.

See! I tell you is embrasing, and I did not want, as a guy, to be forced to write it. Hey, I'm thinking of starting a Hotline, "Hello, dream calls, for the ultimate mental picture. Callersmustbeover18yearsofage,termsandconditionsapply."

Actually...thinking back, 42.7 is probably wrose...

 

[christyb]

Don't you even leave me hanging with numbers. Although the call in buisness may be your calling Beau. You're really good at this.

 

[Beauregard]

*digs hole, gets in, puts tombstone on top*

Christy, I am taking that as a compliment.

 

[TogetherAgain]

I don't see why that is so embarassing to you, Beau.


...does this mean that Whatever and Vibs have to translate what they said now? And should I translate what I said too? Or, since I never said I was joining that scheme, should I just leave you to wonder what I said? And should Vibs and Whatever be really cruel and never tell you?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I like steve.