Sesame Street Jokes

[mimitchi33]

Eh, I'll ask, because at least this member probably gets what a joke is...

though, for the sake of the thread, please put the set up and punch line in the same post.



So what is it?

Abra and Kadabra! Get it? Her name is Abby Cadabby!

 

[Drtooth]

Might as well...

Hey! You know why Oscar was fired from McDonalds? He refused to sell Happy Meals.

What major Hollywood event would you get by crossing a grouch with Cookie Monster? Oscar Noms.

Telly: Oh, Oscar! Why do you enjoy causing pain so much?
Oscar: Come on, Telly... you can't spell "grouch" without "OUCH!"

What is the only thing that a cast member of Sesame Street can do that you can't? See what's on the other side of the street.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Might as well...

Hey! You know why Oscar was fired from McDonalds? He refused to sell Happy Meals.

What major Hollywood event would you get by crossing a grouch with Cookie Monster? Oscar Noms.

Telly: Oh, Oscar! Why do you enjoy causing pain so much?
Oscar: Come on, Telly... you can't spell "grouch" without "OUCH!"

What is the only thing that a cast member of Sesame Street can do that you can't? See what's on the other side of the street.

Cute......

 

[Schfifty]

I'll attempt a joke:

Why did Sonny Friendly refuse to join the Birdketeers on their pirate expedition?

 

[Dominicboo1]

I'll attempt a joke:

Why did Sonny Friendly refuse to join the Birdketeers on their pirate expedition?

Why?

 

[Schfifty]

Why did Sonny Friendly refuse to join the Birdketeers on their pirate expedition?

Answer: Because he thinks their treasure hunts are bad.

(If you've seen Alphabet Treasure Hunt, Sonny treats Big Bird like a bad contestant. He ignores every obvious thing that Big Bird points out.)

 

[WalterLinz]

Here's the first Joke: Why watch a classic, 1990's episode of Sesame Street where there's always MURRAY Introducing Elmo's World.

Lol, WHAT? I don't get it..what's the point??
(I'm definitely not being mean here)

 

[Bliffenstimmers]

What has 1 horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What has 2 horns and gives milk? 2 milk trucks.
What has 3 horns and gives milk? Gladys in a milk truck.
Where did the other milk truck go? Cookie Monster probably ate it or something, I dunno, I'm just doing this on a whim.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Answer: Because he thinks their treasure hunts are bad.

(If you've seen Alphabet Treasure Hunt, Sonny treats Big Bird like a bad contestant. He ignores every obvious thing that Big Bird points out.)

Oh...ok.

 

[Schfifty]

I've got another one.

What action flick did both Elmo and Jack Black star in?