Sesame Street Jokes

[Luke kun]

What does a furry red Muppet do at school?
He learns how to SPELLmo!

 

[sesamemuppetfan]

What does a furry red Muppet do at school?
He learns how to SPELLmo!

For once we have a decent joke on this thread!!

 

[Luke kun]

Can we joke about the animations too?

What does Tara eat on a rainy day?
Hershey's CRACKels!

(Note: Tara is my name for the girl in the Cracks skit)

 

[Schfifty]

For once we have a decent joke on this thread!!

Hey, the previous page had decent jokes, too!

Here's one I just made up:

"What is Rubber Duckie's favorite episode of Dog City?"

Spoiler

The Big Squeak.

 

[sesamemuppetfan]

Hey, the previous page had decent jokes, too!

Here's one I just made up:

"What is Rubber Duckie's favorite episode of Dog City?"

Spoiler

The Big Squeak.

Well, I mostly referring to FredMuseumMan7's jokes as indecent!

And that's a good one!!

 

[D'Snowth]

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

Booooo-berry pie!

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

Booooo-berry pie!

The title of that video is oddly specific.

 

[D'Snowth]

Because it's from a sound effects library.

 

[Schfifty]

Guy #1: Hey, what do you get when you cross a young, furry red monster's name with a neurotic, magenta monster's name?

Guy #2: I don't know. What?

Guy #1: Come on, man. Take a guess.

Guy #2: I don't know! Tell me!

Guy #1: ....you just said it.

 

[Schfifty]

Why does Count von Count love to listen to Michael Jackson?

Spoiler

Because it's a thriller for him!