Sesame Street Jokes

[Dominicboo1]

I've got another one.

What action flick did both Elmo and Jack Black star in?

What?

 

[Schfifty]

What action flick did both Elmo and Jack Black star in?

Octogonny!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Answer: Octogonny!

Oh...I get that they talked about "Octogon", but I don't know what movie you're making a pun on sorry....

 

[Schfifty]

Oh...I get that they talked about "Octogon", but I don't know what movie you're making a pun on sorry....

It's a pun of a James Bond film. Its title is...a little too weird to say.

Got a couple more jokes to share, and I'm sort of emulating Drtooth's style this time:


Q: What do you call an insect who uses the Internet?
A: A Tweetlebug!

Q: Who is the most famous game show host from Grouchland?
A: Guy Slimey!

: So what do you do in the morning, Count?
: Well, once I wake up, I count all the wonderful hours of sleep I got overnight. Then, I go get my daily exercise around the castle. But first, I take a bat.
: Bat? Don't you mean a bath?
: No, a bat. They need exercise, too!

 

[Schfifty]

Here's another one.

Q: How did Prince feel as a kid when he got to appear on Sesame Street?
A: He wanted to party like it's 1969!

 

[Schfifty]

Got another joke!

Which Sesame Street characters are real morning birds?

 

[Schfifty]

Hello? Is this thread dead or something? It's not like my jokes are deadpan unfunny.

 

[WalterLinz]

Got another joke!

Which Sesame Street characters are real morning birds?

Okay......who?

 

[Schfifty]

Which Sesame Street characters are real morning birds?

Okay......who?

AMs!

(Get it...Anything Muppets?)

 

[WalterLinz]

AMs!

(Get it...Anything Muppets?)

Ohhhhh I get it haha.