segments in the compilation videos

[minor muppetz]

I would like to make a list of what segments were in each compilation video. I haven't seen every compilation video, and many of them I haven't seen in a long time and can't remember the exacty order, so I am going by what I know and by the best of my memory. I will also list what episode each segment was from (unless I don't know what episode they are from).

Here is what was in The Muppet Revue, which I have seen. I can't remember the exact order, but I do know most of the order, and I do know that the opening and closing numbers listed are the opening and closing numbers on the video.

Happy feet (madeline Kahn)
Hawian War Chant (Sylvester Stallone)
The Swedish Chef: Lobsters (madeline kahn)
Muppet News: beef is falling sharply (mellissa manchester)
Blue bayou (linda ronstadt)
I Get Around (anne murray)
Mahna Mahna (juliet prowse)
Muppet Labs: Gorillia Detector (avery schriver)
muppet news: news flash
Memory Lane (peter sellers)
for what it's worth (bob hope)
Lady of Spain (rita moreno)
Moonlight Sinata (julie andrews)
The Swedish Chef: rubber meatballs (connie stephens)
A Sad Song (paul williams)
muppet news: newsmans head turns into a duck head
some song with penguins on a boat
Pensylvania 6-5000 (elke sommers)
Gonzos Motorcycle Act (leslie ann warren)
Turn The World Around (harry belefonte)
Hound Dog (dyan cannon)
The Swedish Chef: Chicken In The Basket (raquel welch)
Being Green (peter sellers)
muppet news: exploding news reporters (madeline kahn)
Sam The Eagles nudity speech (nancy walker)
Pigs In Space: weight problems
Fever (rita moreno)

 

[minor muppetz]

Here are what segments I know are on The kermit And Miss Piggy Story and Childrens Songs and Stories with the Muppets. I haven't seen these, so I do not know everything that is on these, nor do I know the exact order.

The Kermit and Miss Piggy Story:
Temptation (juliet prowse)
Lydia The tattooed lady (connie stephens)
Miss Piggy meets a robotic kermit (ruth buzzi)
Veterinarians Hospital: Lorretta switt takes over as Nurse Piggy (lorretta switt)
Mad About The Frog (leslie uggums)
Tony Randall turns Miss Piggy into a stone statue (tony randall)
Cocanut (kenny rogers)
The Pigs capture kermit and take over the show (cloris leachman episode)
Miss Piggy talks to kermit in the boiler room (cloris leachman)
I enjoy being a girl (cheryl ladd)
ukelele lady (lou rawls)
I'm a Woman (raquel welch)
kermit and piggys "staged" wedding (merrissa berensen)

Childrens Songs and Stories:
Friendship (christopher langham)
Octopuses garden (james coco)
Alice In Wonderland (brooke shields)
somewhere over the rainbow (alice cooper)
The Kings Breakfast (twiggy)
Muppet Sports: Horse Shoe Pitching (roy rogers & dale evans)
Inchworm (charles aznavour)
six string orchestra (star wars cast)
I'm My Own Grampaw (bruce forsythe)
there was an old lady who swallowed a fly (judy collins)
You and I and George (juliet prowse)
the lonely goatherd (julie andrews)
Granmas Feathered bed (john Denver)
halfway Down The Stairs (harvey korman)

 

[minor muppetz]

Here is what was included in Rock Music With The Muppets (Note: the order is as close to being accurate as possible, but the first and last acts listed are correct):
Call me (Debbie Harry)
It's in His Kiss (Linda Ronstadt)
Don't Blame The Dynamite (dom deluise)
boogie woogie people (ben vereen)
a drum solo by Animal (dom deluise)
Rock Around The Clock (victor borge)
car wash blues (glenda jackson)
musician jokes: can you tell me how tog et to carnegie hall? (dizzy gillipsie)
welcome to my nightmare (alice cooper)
when I need you (leo sayer)
a foggy day (madeline kahn)
musician jokes: do you know theres a little old lady old lady sleeping up here? (dizzy gillipsie)
who put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp-sha-bomp? (hal lindon)
blue song (helen reddy)
musician jokes: crosstown busses run all night? (dizzy gillipsie)
one way or another (debbie harry)
musician jokes: b-flat (dizzy gillipsie)
you're no good (alan arkin)
you make me feel like dancing (leo sayer)
wild thing
leo sayer meets animal (leo sayer)
I feel the earth move (lorretta switt)
mr. bassman (mummenshaz)
yakity yak (tony randall)]
disco frog (christopher reeve)
loves me like a rock (paul simon)
rockin' robin (jean pierre rampa)
schools out for summer (alice cooper)

and here is what I know is in Muppet Treasures:
in the navy (roger moore)
the swedish chef: spagghetti (leena horne)
peter sellers helps out Link Hogthrob (peter sellers)
act natually (victor borge)
I get by with a little help from my friends (lynda carter)
muppet news: ping pong balls and one bowling ball (julie andrews)
Pigs In Space
The swedish Chef: flapjacks (rita moreno)
bear on patrol: octopus (jonathan winters)
fear (zero mostel)
theres no buisness like show buisness (ethel merman)

 

[minor muppetz]

I would like to make a list of what segments were in each compilation video. I haven't seen every compilation video, and many of them I haven't seen in a long time and can't remember the exacty order, so I am going by what I know and by the best of my memory. I will also list what episode each segment was from (unless I don't know what episode they are from).

Here is what was in The Muppet Revue, which I have seen. I can't remember the exact order, but I do know most of the order, and I do know that the opening and closing numbers listed are the opening and closing numbers on the video.

Happy feet (madeline Kahn)
Hawian War Chant (Sylvester Stallone)
The Swedish Chef: Lobsters (madeline kahn)
Muppet News: beef is falling sharply (mellissa manchester)
Blue bayou (linda ronstadt)
I Get Around (anne murray)
Mahna Mahna (juliet prowse)
Muppet Labs: Gorillia Detector (avery schriver)
muppet news: news flash
Memory Lane (peter sellers)
for what it's worth (bob hope)
Lady of Spain (rita moreno)
Moonlight Sinata (julie andrews)
The Swedish Chef: rubber meatballs (connie stephens)
A Sad Song (paul williams)
muppet news: newsmans head turns into a duck head
some song with penguins on a boat
Pensylvania 6-5000 (elke sommers)
Gonzos Motorcycle Act (leslie ann warren)
Turn The World Around (harry belefonte)
Hound Dog (dyan cannon)
The Swedish Chef: Chicken In The Basket (raquel welch)
Being Green (peter sellers)
muppet news: exploding news reporters (madeline kahn)
Sam The Eagles nudity speech (nancy walker)
Pigs In Space: weight problems
Fever (rita moreno)

I forgot to mention that this video also includes the following (all from the Lynda Carter episode):
Lew zeland studies x-ray vision
Scooter and the Muppets learn to fly
Wonderpig

 

[minor muppetz]

Here are the segments that are included in Gonzo Presents Muppet Weird Stuff:
All of Me (Paul Williams)
gonzo catches a cannonball with his bare hand (john cleese)
john cleese "helps" gonzo get his arms and legs back to normal size (john cleese)
Hugga Wugga (phyllys diller)
muppet labs: exploding clothes (phyllys diller)
kermit interviews the koozebanian phoob (judy collins)
gonzo wrestles a brick while being blindfolded (edgar bergan)
i'm just wild about harry (jean stapleton)
you do something to me (peter ustinov)
birds in a room (nancy walker)
Gonzo auditions his dancing cheese (steve martin)
merdidop (dom deluise)
Gonzo on a flagpole being eaten by a beaver (julie andrews)
under my skin (vincent price)
i feel pretty (charles aznavour)
Gonzos dancing chicken (rich little)
won't somebody dance with me? (julie andrews)
you've got a friend (vincent price)
kermit talks to julie andrews (julie andrews)
trumpet beast and ball shooter (shirly bassey)
jaborwocky (brooke shields)
gonzo eats a tire (juliet prowse)
gonzo hangs his nose on a feather boa (terresa brewer)
gonzo on balloons (the muppet movie)
gonzo holds a piano (kris kristofferson and rita cooledge)
gonzo gets a taxi (the great muppet caper)
gonzo conducts and battles a clam (shirley bassey)
gonzos water skiing act (the muppets take manhattan)
the wishing song (madeline kahn)
koozebanian mating ritual (florence henderson)
weird opera singers (beverly sills)

and here is what I know is in Country Music With The Muppets:
Boogie In The barnyard (shirley bassey)
somebody stole my gal (john cleese)
sally was a good old gal (johnny cash)
rocky top (roy clark)
you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd (ruth buzzi)
chicken western (petula clark)
ghost riders in the sky
don't get hooked on me (mac davis)
does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? (charles aznavour)
cluck-itis backstage scenes (roger miller)
it's hard to be humble (mac davis)
mac davis and a room full of beakers (mac davis)
Life gets tedious (kaye ballard)
the martians and the mccoys (johnny cash)
happy trails (roy rogers & dale evans)

 

[minor muppetz]

Heres what I know is in Fozzies Muppet Scrapbook:
Oklahoma (spike milligan)
fozzies phrenology act (cleo lane)
fozzie practices his magic act (doug henning)
confide in me (raquel welch)
fozzies ventreloquism act (edgar bergan)
Pigs In Space: Fozzie as first mate piggy
bear on patrol: car prisioner
limbo (cleo lane)
top banana (milton berle)

Heres what I know is in Rowlfs Rhapsodies With The Muppets:
Ragg Mopp (leena horne)
Last Train Home (george burns)
The Windmills of Your Mind (don knotts)
Yes, We Have No Banana (steve martin)
Mississippi Mud (phyllys diller)
Cottlesone Pie (florence henderson)
Pacalafica (jeol grey)
Ramblin Guy (steve martin)
Chagganooga Choo-choo (george burns)
english country garden (jaye p. morgan)

Rowls Rhapsodies also includes some of Rowlfs U.K. spots like the ones from the Ben Vereen and Twiggy episode, but i don't feel like checking the muppet central guides right now to check for the titles. This video also includes segments with merrissa berensen and peter sellers, but I don't know what segments.

And here is what is from Muppet Moments. The order is from the best of my memory.

Baby Face (edgar bergan)
I'm Going To Rio (diana ross)
the swedish chef: japaneese cake (valerie harper)
Night and Day (gladys knight)
summertime (pearl bailey)
muppet news: sheep dog trail results (star wars cast)
just one person (bernedette peters)
the swedish chef: spicy sauce (candace bergan)
the ant and the grasshopper (bernedette peters)
The Devil Went Down To Georgia (alan arkin)
pigs in space: captains controls (madeline kahn)
Sing (leena horne)
the swedish chef: egg bomb (bernedette peters)
Sam talks to Zero Mostel (zero mostel)
veterinarians hospital: shoe
Two of a Kind, cut with Jubilee Time in the middle (andy williams)
muppet news: wrecking ball
Feelings (diana ross)
Muppet Sports: wig racing (merrissa berensen)
it was a very good year (linda lavin)
a quiet day (liza minelli)
Java (ethel merman)

 

[minor muppetz]

I forgot to mention that The Muppet revue had Blue Skies (from the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans episode) while Muppet Moments had Muppet Labs: Bunsonium (from the Bernedette Peters episode).

 

[Philip Kippel]

The segments in the TMS compilation tapes in chronological order are as follows:

The Muppet Revue:
-Happy Feet (Madeline Kahn)
-Hawian War Chant (Sylvester Stallone)
-The Swedish Chef: Lobsters (Madeline Kahn)
-Blue Bayou (Linda Ronstadt)
-Muppet News: Beef Falling Dramatically (Melissa Manchester)
-I Get Around (Anne Murray)
-Mahna Mahna (Juliet Prowse)
-Muppet Labs: Gorillia Detector (Avery Schrieber)
-Muppet News: News Flash
-Memory Lane (Peter Sellers)
-Stayin' Alive (Helen Reddy)
-Lady of Spain (Rita Moreno)
-Blue Skies (Roy Rogers & Dale Evans)
-The Swedish Chef: Meatballs (Connie Stevens)
-Sad Song (Paul Williams)
-Pensylvania 6-5000 (Elke Sommer)
-Hound Dog (Dyan Cannon)
-Muppet News: Mallard-itis (Lou Rawls)
-Alabama Bound (Roger Miller)
-Gonzos Motorcycle Act (Leslie Ann Warren)
-Moonlight Sonata (Julie Andrews)
-For What it's Worth (Bob Hope)
-Sam Eagle's editorial on nudity (Nancy Walker)
-Pigs In Space: Weight Problems
-The Swedish Chef: Chicken in the Basket (Raquel Welch)
-Turn The World Around (Harry Belafonte)
-Lew zeland studies x-ray vision (Lynda Carter)
-Scooter and the Muppets learn to fly (Lynda Carter)
-Wonder Pig (Lynda Carter)
-Muppet News: Exploding TV News Reporters (Madeline Kahn)
-Bear on Patrol: Assaulting an Officer (Roger Miller)
-Bein' Green (Peter Sellers)
-Fever (Rita Moreno)

The Kermit & Piggy Story:

-Temptation (Juliet Prowse)
-Piggy meets the Robot Kermit (Ruth Buzzi)
-I'm a Woman (Raquel Welch)
-Coconut (Kenny Rogers)
-Cuanto le Gusta (George Burns)
-Piggy asks Kermit to sit Foo-Foo (Dyan Cannon)
-Floyd puts Foo-Foo in a drawer (Dyan Cannon)
-Foo Foo the Wonder Dog (Wally Boag)
-Lydia the Tattooed Lady (Connie Stevens)
-True Love (Cheryl Ladd)
-Tony Randall turns Miss Piggy into a stone statue (Tony Randall)
-Tony Randall tries to sneak Piggy out of the theater (Tony Randall)
-Floyd cracks jokes about Piggy's stone statue predicament (Tony Randall)
-Mad About the Frog (Leslie Uggams)
-I Enjoy Being a Girl (Cherly Ladd)
-Piggy decorates her dressing room with pictures of Christopher Reeve (Christopher Reeve)
-I Won't Dance (George Burns)
-Pig Calypso (Bob Hope)
-The pigs capture Kermit and take over the show (Cloris Leachman)
-Piggy talks to Kermit in the boiler room (Cloris Leachman)
-Kermit fires Piggy (Loretta Swit)
-Kermit asks Loretta to take Piggy's place in "Veterinarian's Hospital" (Loretta Swit)
-Veterinarians Hospital: Lorretta switt takes over for Nurse Piggy (Loretta Swit)
-Some of These Days (Loretta Swit)
-Kermit asks Loretta Swit to take Piggy's place in "Pigs in Space" (Loretta Swit)
-Kermit and Piggy's "staged" wedding (Marissa Berensen)
-Ukelele Lady (Lou Rawls)

I'll post the other lists later.

 

[minor muppetz]

I can't believe that i also forgot to list "Staying Alive" for The Muppet Revue. After all, a picture from that segment was included on the back cover of that video.

I am surprised that The Kermit And Miss Piggy Story didn't include any Pigs In Space sketches, unless you forgot to list a sketch. i do know thta it was mentioend that the scene where Kermit asked Lorretta Switt to take Miss Piggys place in Pigs In Space was on there.

 

[minor muppetz]

Here are the contents of both It's The Muppets videos released in 1993.

Meet The Muppets:
introduction (beverly sills)
I get around (ann murray)
backstage scene following i get Around (ann murray)
I've got rhythym
muppet news: exploding TV news reporters (madeline kahn)
pig calypso (bob hope)
gonzo rehearses his faint (leslie uggums)
the lullaby of broadway (gilda radner)
gonzo gives camillia flowers (leslie uggums)
floyd tells kermit he'll play at a wedding
Mahna Mahna (juliet prowse)
kermit falls off a trampeeze (kenny rogers)
fozzie asks if theres a doctor in the house (kenny rogers)
veterinarians hospital: kermit (kenny rogers)
cocanut (kenny rogers)
muppet news: hospital beds made from pop-up toasters (kenny rogers)
the swedish chef: chocolate moose (petula clark)
ronald duck asks if mickey moose is around (petula clark)
pigs in space: weight problems
fozzies phrenology act (cleo lane)
muppet labs: elevador shoes (kris kristofferson & rita cooledge)
chickens play piano (edgar bergan)
gonzo hypnotizes himself (cheryl ladd)
octopuses garden (james coco)
statler and waldorf ask kermit to unlock the door

More Muppets, Please!:
introduction (harvey korman)
another opening, another show (mac davis)
foo foo the wonder dog (wally boag)
muppet news: wrecking ball
gonzos motorcycle act part 1 (leslie ann warren)
gonzo adjusts his bike backstage (leslie ann warren)
in the navy (roger moore)
the swedish chef: chicken in the basket (raquel welch)
cuento le gustas (george burns)
foo foo bothers kermit on-stage (dyan cannon)
chicken plays chimes
happy feet (madeline kahn)
muppet news: venus makes a hard landing onto the muppet news room (star wars cast)
pigs in space: controlls fixed from electric toaster wires (roy clark)
bunsen suddenly appears backstage (peter sellers)
I've never harmed an onion (ruth buzzi)
everybody tries to get out of taking care of foo foo (dyan cannon)
muppet sports: wig racing (merressa berensen)
floyd locks foo foo in a drawer (dyan cannon)
veterinarians hospital: cow (dom deluise)
gonzo gets half of his motorcycle jump perfected (leslie ann warren)
the swedish chef: hot dogs (dyan cannon)
waldorf tells statler to wake him when the show starts (either from the charles aznavour episode or the bruce forsythe episode)
gonzos motorcycle act part 2 (leslie ann warren)
miss piggy finds out that floyd locked foo foo into the drawer (dyan cannon)
muppet labs: teleporter (peter sellers)
muppet news: killer lamb (christopher reeve)
fozzie tels kermit that the next act has cancled (peter sellers)
being green (peter sellers)
kermit tells scooter to get everybody ready for the closing number (charles aznavour)
waldorf comments that the show is moving along rather quickly (joel grey)
rockin robin (jean pierre rampa)
miss piggy announces that she found foo foo (dyan cannon)

Also, both of these videos had the same scenes with Statler and waldorf during the opening (where waldorf says "oh please don't make us watch it again) and closing (waldorf: just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens. statler: what? waldorf: it ends.), but I don't know what episodes those are from. Both videos also feature the first season closing (and even include the openign shot of the orchestra seen in the first two episodes).