RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[Erine81981]

Hey, if anyone can break a cage, it would be my man Animal. *to Animal* Go for it!

*jumps off cliff* COW-A-BUNG-AAAAAAAAA!!! *starts surfing down the cliff with a big jungle tree leaf* This fun, ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[Beauregard]

The Muppet's hear the sqeal and yell of the guitar, and as teh elephants turn and start marching as one towards it, hte Muppet follow Animal's lead and surf down the edge of the cliff.

Waho-ooo!

Wah-ha-ha!

*misses tree*

Whoops...

*jumps fallen log*

Yaboo!

 

[Erine81981]

*watches everyone else and doesn't see the log*

BAM!

*goes flying off into one of the cages knocking it over on its side*

OUCH! That hurt. *rubbing head* Do it again! Do it again! Do it again! *breathing hard*

 

[theprawncracker]

Wee dis is more fun den Disneyland Hokay?

*Flips cell phone out*

Hokay Mr. Eisner I said it wheres de moneys hokay?

 

[Beauregard]

The cage Animal smashed into, and over is filled with wild, angry, tribesmen of the Kookasza Tribe. Screming at Animal, they attract the attention of the elephants who turn back and see teh Mupepts approching the cages.

Not good.

 

[Erine81981]

The cage Animal smashed into, and over is filled with wild, angry, tribesmen of the Kookasza Tribe. Screming at Animal, they attract the attention of the elephants who turn back and see the Muppets approching the cages.

Not good.

Not Good! Not Good! *runs off screming around to another cage* ELEPHANTS!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ok, what can we do to make them stop? What to do, what to do. Oh wait, my joke book! If I tell a joke they're supposed to start laughing and just be unable to do anything else. Oh gosh, I don't know if I can do it.
*nervously opens book to page one* Hmm, this one doesn't sound funny, but I'll try it anyway. *shouts over the chaos* "what happens when an elephant sits on your fence?" *everyone stops and looks at Fozzie* "time to get a new fence! wocka wocka!" *the tribesman and elephants suddenly stop in place and fall over laughing* Wow, they thought it was funny! Ok, I don't know how long this will hold them, so Scooter, now what?

 

[Erine81981]

*Animal turns over on his back and starts laughing hysterically*

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

*Floyd wakes up*

Foz, my man. Your jokes have no effect on the Kookaszas, just Animal.

*gets out guitar*

Maybe I'll play some music. That should calm the savage beast.

 

[Beauregard]

GAME MASTER:

The guitar cannot calm savage beasts, it merly signals. However, the Elephants are temporeraly incapasiteated, and this is the time to stage a rescue attempt. Luckily th rest of the Muppet's have not been effected by the Joke.

Suddenly, a loud voice booms over the area, and the ground shakes. Cracks appear, and a cyrcle of earth drops away. Then a huge round stage emerges from underground, and on it stands...a large, Snuffalupagus, called Sir Sargue Snuffalupagus.

SSS: What are you doing to My slaves?
*gulp*

Er...anyone?