RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[The Count]

Trying to round them up for you again. You know... there's a friend of mine who'd love this, he'd be a big help since he could count up how many slaves were trapped originally and how many we've rounded up again.
But anyway, what's this business of slaves Sir Sargue Snuffleupagus? Are you planning some sort of sacrifice? Is there anything we can offer to appease you and win these peoples' freedom again? Oh, and you wouldn't happen to know the whereabouts of a female reporter with red hair and glasses, similar to this guy over here?
*Points to Scooter.

 

[Erine81981]

Gets up from laughing so hard.....

I laughed to hard. Could not get up. *sees big elephant* Big El-EPHANT! Funny Elepahnt! *points to SSS hat he's wearing*

 

[G-MAN]

All of a sudden Gonzo comes flying through the air and lands on top of the snuffalupagus
Gonzo:Whee this is fun. Go Simba! Wha ha ha ha!


OUT OF CHARACTER: Sorry guys for some reason I wasn't recieving any e-mails regarding any more posts and I just got back on to the site tonight and realized how behind I was and how many perfect Gonzo moments I missed being able to do

 

[Beauregard]

GAME MASTER: Oh I did not realize that. I'm sorry to hear you mised out on the game G-Man.

Will post SSS's responce when I'm not meant to be doing school work.

Gonzo! Get back here!

 

[Beauregard]

SSS reared up onto his hindlegs, and threw Gonzo into the air. He caught the bent-nosed creatures in his trunk, and held him tight.

SSS: Who the Snuff are you and why the Snuff are you here?
My sister is a reporter, she's lost, and she was in that town that the Kookazsa Tribe raided. And, they raided it because the elphants were abut to stampede them, and they needed to present a gift of a human life...or more than one. But then you took them too. That's why we're here.

SSS; What in Snuff's name is that to you?

That reporter is my sister. Her name's Skeeter...and I love her.

SSS raises his trunk and laughs, blowing Gonzo high into the air, and catching him again.

SSS; Let me tell you something, you snuffed little creature. *advancing on the Muppets, swining Gonzo* I am the King of the Jungle. My greatest great grandest grand father, long ago, was Snuf. he was here when the first hummmmmman being came to this part of the Snuf's world. That human was Snuf's first slave, he was forced to bring food and drink to Snuf. Then, that man revolted. He had a family and tried to stop doing as he was biden by...Snuf. That was foolish. For I had other slaves. Slaves that looked like myself. Elyphonts. I sent them on a stampde through his village, and Kookazsa himself was killed. And accident. They followed the ways of their father, and rebelled so often that the stampeedes became habitual. Finally they got the mesage. They had to obey, unless, they could provide me with other slaves. From the villages.

You made my sister into a slave!

SSS: Maybe. Maybe. This time The Kookazxsa tribe had been convinced by someone not to give me my dues, but to revolt completly. Now they are al my slaves, and the someone, is in the biggest trouble of all. She say's her name is Skeeter. And, yes, she is your cousen. NOW!

*he blasts a trumpet call through his trunk and the elephants awake from their laughter*

 

[christyb]

uh oh....Shall we run now?

 

[The Count]

Quick, in here!

*The Muppets all dive back into the underground caverns just in time before getting trampled by the elephants.

OK, so how are we going to rescue Skeeter now? Well, there are the marauding elephants under SSS's control. And then there's SSS himself. Hmmm, seems to me we need to seek the help of the great Lord Spinney. Only he can take us to the two people who can reason and undo this situation. I speak of Grand Grim the Grouch and Baron Big Broaderick Bird. They two can deal with the elephants and stop their march on the tribes here in Africa, and have enough power to confront Sir Sargue whats-his-name on his own terms.
Then again... if the Gamemaster has any better ideas, I'm game.

 

[sugarbritchez]

I have an idea..........let's go find a nice Hotel Suite so moi can take a long, hot, relaxing bubble bath.

Sounds like a good plan to me!!!! Hahahaha

 

[Erine81981]

BAD EL-EPHANT!! BAD EL-EPHANT!! *runs after Mr. Snuf* You one bad elephant! *jumps on back of Mr. Snuf*

 

[christyb]

Animal! Get back here! Animal!!!!!!