Daffyfan4ever
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*Kermit starts worrying*
What about me? What can I do? I hope Piggy's alright.
What about me? What can I do? I hope Piggy's alright.
**The first man approaches the bus, his hand in his jacket pocket, his hat down low so we can't see his face.
The second man follows closely behind the first and his hat starts to tip, we can see a stubbled chin, and an evil grimace*
Man1: (Yelling) OKAY FROG, We've got your girl.. And if you ever want to see her again, you will face us once and for all.
Man2: (Yelling also) You will come out alone. Don't try any heroics, Frog.
OH DEAR!Thank you for activating the Missle of Doom Countdown in 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10...
MOVE THE BUS DR. TEETH! MOVE IT QUICK! MOMMMYYYYY!!!!...a celphone rings somewhere in a tavern
"You got the pig? Great! Bring her back here! Let the others know where you're taking her!"
-'Yeah, it's a little hog wild there right now, but they'll get her soon enough and bring her down to the Wishing Stone Tavern in Bay Hill, Florida, where we've been meeting!'
"Yes, and then vengance shall be mine!"
-'OURS!'
"...er, ours!"
*The missle goes off and misses the bus by inches. It explodes harmlessly down the road.
Both men turn around to see Piggy in the driver's seat