Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Daffyfan4ever]

*Kermit starts worrying*

What about me? What can I do? I hope Piggy's alright.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*Looks at Kermit* You're right. *Picks up Garfield and throws him out the window toward the bad guys with another stun gun* Shoot Frog shoot!

 

[Beth C]

*The men finally get Piggy into the car and close & lock the doors*

Oh for crying out loud.... Do I have to rescue myself again?

*looks in the front seat and sees the keys in the ignition.*

Hmm.. if they just step away from the car for a moment....

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*And the men step away from the car*

Why are they doing that?

 

[Beth C]

*The first man approaches the bus, his hand in his jacket pocket, his hat down low so we can't see his face.

The second man follows closely behind the first and his hat starts to tip, we can see a stubbled chin, and an evil grimace*

Man1: (Yelling) OKAY FROG, We've got your girl.. And if you ever want to see her again, you will face us once and for all.

Man2: (Yelling also) You will come out alone. Don't try any heroics, Frog.

* is inside the car and can't hear any of this, but jumps in the front seat of the car*

You'd think they would be bright enough to tie me up or something. Oh well, que sera sera!

*Looks at all the funny gauges* Man this is nothing like driving the bus. I wonder what this lever does? *Pulls lever*

*A rocket rises up from inside the hood of the car and aims right at the bus*

Thank you for activating the Missle of Doom Countdown in 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10...

OH DEAR!

 

[McFraggle]

(Dr. Teeth jumps into the driver's seat.)

Go bus go!

(The bus speeds forward enough to narrowly avoid the bus, but the bad guys aren't done yet...)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

(Sorry I've been out with the stomach flu, gang; but, you've lead all this right up to a point where I hoped it'd be going.)

...a celphone rings somewhere in a tavern
"You got the pig? Great! Bring her back here! Let the others know where you're taking her!"
-'Yeah, it's a little hog wild there right now, but they'll get her soon enough and bring her down to the Wishing Stone Tavern in Bay Hill, Florida, where we've been meeting!'
"Yes, and then vengance shall be mine!"
-'OURS!'
"...er, ours!"

MOVE THE BUS DR. TEETH! MOVE IT QUICK! MOMMMYYYYY!!!!

 

[McFraggle]

(Side Note: Hope Your Feeling Better Fozzie)

Back to the game:

Let's speed this bus up! The pedal is to the metal!

 

[Beth C]

The missle goes off and misses the bus by inches. It explodes harmlessly down the road.

Both men turn around to see Piggy in the driver's seat

* flips another lever*

Let's see what this does!

The car rockets forwards out of control!


HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!


(I hope you are feeling better Fozzie!)

 

[McFraggle]

Why is that car suddenly speeding toward us?