Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[McFraggle]

Um Piggy... but Disney owns you too. So do you want to be seperated?

Besides I doubt Minnie wants Kermit. She's been with Mickey for almost her whole career.

 

[Beth C]

*Looks up with tear-filled eyes*

She might be ready for a change then!

*Sees the Disney characters getting closer*

No, someone make them go back! We can still go back, right? We don't have to go with them? Right??

 

[McFraggle]

Look Piggy, there's Kermit!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, hey! Let's go run and meet Mickey and the gang! They'll help us!

Everyone's back turned, and Piggy sitting on the rock, up zooms a Cadillac--sleek and black--and in an instant Piggy is muffled and pulled into the car by two humongously giant, mean looking men. The car speeds off down the road toward the Wishing Stone Tavern in Bay Hill, Florida, and one of the men throws down a matchbook which has the tavern's name on it as a clue. The driver calls back to the secret hideout of two very insidious men...
"--We got the pig, sir."
-'Good. Bring her back here to the tavern to me, and my partner, and the other Muppets will undoubtedly come after her. Then, the plan will be in action!'

The Caddy speeds off down the interstate, squealing the tires and leaving the scent of burned rubber in the air.

What was that?
*Looks around and doesn't notice anything.*

 

[McFraggle]

Hey Fozzie, where did Piggy go?

 

[Infinity Sirius]

And where did Garfield go? *Sees the matchbook and picks it up* She's been kidnapped...again...do we go after her?

 

[McFraggle]

We probably should. So, who wants to go after Piggy?

 

[Beth C]

*Wakes up and finds herself tied to a chair and gagged*

MMMFFF... Mffffffhhh... mmpphhfffhhh!!!!

*Rocks chair slightly as she tries to get loose*

 

[McFraggle]

I hope Piggy's OK. We need to get her.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Fozzie notices a familiar looking kind of vehicle*

Hey! I know how to drive one of those!

*Yeah, it's a Ford Woody, the kind he drove after swapping in his Uncle's Studebacher and Gonzo's Plumber-mobile.*

Let's go get in that. *Finds out he has keys* Amazing! It's like this was scripted or something!

*Jumps in, followed by others.*

Miss Piggy finds herself in a dark room with a light shining directly in her face.
..."Hi, Pig. We've waited a while to get you here, like this--as bait."--'Yeah, you're here dangling like bacon before a shark! Soon, all your stupid friends will be here to save you, and then we'll get our revenge!'
..."When we're done, you'll all need more than stitches and hot glue to get back on track!"
With an evil laugh, they leave the room through a door on the otherside of the lamp, and all that can be seen is their insidious silhouettes.

Don't worry, Piggy! We're comin' for ya!
*The Ford Woody fires off down the interstate.*