Pre-Wedding Jitters ~ A Series of Short Muppet Fan-Fiction Stories

[The Count]

Well... Look who decided to change his siggy. Nice addition... Lots to laugh at here, and of course, Scooter and Kermit backstage fodder.

Pwawn, post more!

 

[redBoobergurl]

He he he, Prawnie said "sex" in a Muppet story. He he he. Ok, I'm being juvenille, I can't help it. I loved the interaction with Scooter and Kermit and the whole timeshares conversation and the line "do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars." Great stuff dear Prawn, must read more.

 

[Muppetfan44]

Giggling!

Great addition! (Face reddens after reading muppets talk about sex) The note on the backstage wall is priceless, and so Kermit!

Totally excited for more (anxiously awaiting more ushy gushiness!)

 

[TogetherAgain]

...Prawnie... You KNOW how hard I laughed at this... Honestly, it's a miracle that I DIDN'T fall off of my ball...

...And... I glomp you. See? <GLOMP!> <snuggle> <runs away to bounce off the walls and think about this scene and laugh hysterically again>

 

[Beauregard]

*falls off chair*

*nuff said*

*giggles emerge from under desk*

 

[theprawncracker]

Kermit picked up his bright green pencil and took out a sheet of personalized "The Muppet Show" stationary. Writing letters this way hit a lot closer to home.

Which is a good thing, since the Frog was writing home. And with his little nephew, the small dark green five year-old frog Robin, at his side he could say hi to everyone in the swamp by taking shifts with Robin while writing all of the names in between hand-cramps.

"Ready?" Kermit asked his nephew.

Robin smiled and nodded. "I'm ready Uncle Kermit," he said.

"Dear Mom, Dad, Maggie, Jimmy, Leaper, Croaker, Goggles, Blotch, Aunt Marge, Kelly, Ann, Tabby, Steve, Dave, Jerry, Frank, Richard, Jerry, Kevin, Bill, Eric, Victor, Drew, Carroll, Fran, Marty, Stephanie, David, Noel, Jeffery, Jeff, Joey, Jerry, Courtney, Morgan, Sam, Brittany, Anthony, James, Dylan, Nick, Nicholas, Nicoli, Nicky, Nancy, Nona, Nan, Noreen, Doreen, Moreen, Mary Louise, Terry Louise, Jerry Louise, Sherry Louise, Louise, Lisa, Matt, Layla, Ed, Beth, Claudia, Pepper, Salt, Garlic Salt--"

Kermit dropped the pencil and began to shake his hand in the air. "This could take awhile," he said.

"It always does," Robin said, still grinning. He picked up the pencil off the desk and continued the seemingly endless list of names. His grin never fell from his young face.

Kermit smiled at his nephew. "And just what are you so happy about?"

Robin shrugged, still writing. "Oh, you know Uncle Kermit," he said, "I just had a good day at school-- it was sloppy joe day!"

"Oh, you took Sloppy Joe for show-and-tell again," Kermit said, "he's always good with kids."

"Mm-hm," Robin said, trying not to let his uncle see how large his grin really was.

It didn't work. Kermit folded his arms and sent a smirk in Robin's direction. "Anything else?" Kermit inquired.

Robin tried to turn his grin into a plain face but he just ended up twisting up his grin. "Um, no, nothing else really. Fozzie and I might play on the Wii later today, you know--"

Kermit wrapped his arms around his nephew's body and began to tickle the little frog. Robin's laugh filled the room as he tried to run away from the tickle monster that was now his uncle. Kermit gave chase to his prey and cornered him on top of the bed, and proceeded to tickle him until he spilled the proverbial beans.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you!" Robin said between his laughs.

Kermit released the frog from his tickling bonds and fell back on the bed next to him. Both of the frogs spent the next few minutes laughing and trying to regain their respective breaths.

Robin sat up and took a deep breath. "Okay," he said, "are you ready?" he asked intently.

"You're starting to sound like me," Kermit said.

"Well... I'm also starting to act like you!" Robin shouted, jumping on top of his uncle and proceeding to tickle him.

Kermit was now laughing harder than he was earlier as Robin's tiny green fingers moved all across his stomach like tiny green earthworms.

"That's--not--fair!" Kermit said, laughing uncontrollably between each word.

Robin, by now, was laughing so hard that he could barely continue to tickle his uncle. He finally just fell off his uncle's chest and back to his spot on the bed.

Once Kermit had regained his breath (again) he turned over on his elbow and looked at his nephew. "Now can you tell me?" he asked, still chuckling.

"I dunno..." Robin said shyly. "Miss Piggy said not to tell anyone."

"Oh ho ho," Kermit said with a grin, "this is Piggy's doing, is it?"

"I probably wasn't supposed to tell you that," Robin said.

"Probably not," Kermit said, "and as your uncle, I have the duty to protect you. Therefore... you'd better not tell me any secrets Miss Piggy told you to keep... secret."

Robin hopped up on his knees. "Oh really, Uncle Kermit, you mean it?" he asked. "That would be so much easier than telling you."

Kermit smirked and sat up from the bed. "You have no idea how many times a day I hear that," he said, "but it's usually from Gonzo."

Robin jumped off the bed and reached up for Kermit's hand. "Well come on then, Uncle Kermit," Robin said, "we still have a lot of the list left to write."

Kermit groaned. "We really should just start writing, 'Dear everyone' or something," he said.

Robin giggled. "Well we could, but then it wouldn't be as personal," Robin said.

Kermit smiled. "You're always thinking, Robin," Kermit said. "Is it my shift or yours?"

"Middle of mine," Robin said, "Once I get to Kyle you pick it up with Forty-Four."

"Forty-Four..." Kermit said to himself. "Joan and Alan weren't very original with those cousins of yours, were they?"

"Depends on your sense of the word original," Robin said. "I don't know anyone else who has cousins with names One through Five-Hundred Thirty-Seven."

"Good point," Kermit said. The two frogs reclaimed their seats at the desk and continued to write home.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I love the innocence captured in this chapter.
Hah, it's so prettiful. ;_;

*Bows head*
*Praises*
*Gives him her collection of the finest coffee beans available*

More fic, k?
MORE!
MORE!
MO-

*Sips her cup*
Mmmm...

I... *Hugs the chapter*

 

[Muppetfan44]

Very cute chapter, anxiously awaiting more!

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Has Lisa read this yet? No? Good, then we can get while the getting's good. And drop off this postcard for her from Uncle Traveling... Erm, wrong postcard. Prawn, post more. We'll be waiting and checking our mail for updates. You'd better not disappoint, we have spies everywhere.
*Evil smirk.

 

[Beauregard]

LOVE this line, "Writing letters this way hit a lot closer to home. Which is a good thing, since the Frog was writing home." And every other line. It's the cutest, sweetest, most real Fanfic scene I've seen for ages! I adore every moment of it. And am desperate to know the secret!

I love how each scene is a little story unto itself. Adoreable.