O Canada!

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, only 53 more replies until this becomes a hot topic... come on people, don't give up now, let's keep on moving!

Wouldn't it just burn your hide if I locked things up right now?

Just kiddin'.

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I wonder what the actual ratio is of SNL's Canadian cast members as opposed to USA? Well, not the ratio as much as the actual numbers?

 

[Katzi428]

Wouldn't it just burn your hide if I locked things up right now?

KEV! You're bad!

Just kiddin'.

That's more like it.

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Make that 50

I wonder what the actual ratio is of SNL's Canadian cast members as opposed to USA? Well, not the ratio as much as the actual numbers?

Hmmm...good question. A lot of the SNL Canadians (past & present) are/were pretty funny!

 

[sarah_yzma]

Wouldn't it just burn your hide if I locked things up right now?

Just kiddin'.

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I wonder what the actual ratio is of SNL's Canadian cast members as opposed to USA? Well, not the ratio as much as the actual numbers?

Kev, you wait until it only needs one or two...THEN you lock it up.

Come on, you must be slipping!

 

[D'Snowth]

Kev, you wait until it only needs one or two...THEN you lock it up.

Oh Ke-e-e-v... my medical chart here indicates Muley is overdue for a much need amputation...

 

[sarah_yzma]

Ahh but the finding of the delete button for Kev will be much easier than you finding Muley.

That Mule survived a tornado...there's no stopping him.

 

[D'Snowth]

Ahh but the finding of the delete button for Kev will be much easier than you finding Muley.

Oh I don't know about that, all I have to do is travel west a little ways, I don't even have to leave the state...


But to get my on topic, I found a website that lists "famous Canadians": celebrities who have made a large impact on America, but are natives of Canada; they also have a message forum that I tried to join but they rejected my account.

 

[D'Snowth]

Thanks to Mrs "I'm a Canadian, hand me a scarf" Pepper for this hilarious list...

"25 Signs that you might be Canadian"

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a touque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

KEV! You're bad!!

I'd hang my head in shame if that weren't so true!

D'Snowth, you'd have a problem finding Muley. I can't even keep up with him.

That Mule survived a tornado...there's no stopping him.

Do you mean the Hurricane we had in Memphis a while back? (Those straight-line winds that ripped through the city putting us 22 days without power?) If so, yup. Tornado? I have considered doing a comic story one day called "Muley In Oz." Not a parody, but a new story where they visit the land of Oz. And not Oz as in prison or Australia, but where Dorothy went.

 

[D'Snowth]

A hurricane in Memphis? Well I guess it's possible because I'm to the east of you Kev and last fall they were talking about "a hurricane hitting the Smokeys".

But what does all this have to do with Canada, I wonder...

 

[Teheheman]

First off, you have the same thing as you know you're from Cincinnati when in there, #'s 4, 8, and 18 are interchangeable with it. Let's see, we need to build a wall on the Canadian border first. Mostly because those Canadians are up to something. Before we get cut up with their hockey skates, we need to block em off. But, the anthem thing just didn't sound good. Not that it wasn't funny, it just didn't flow well. That's just my own opinion.

Daniel